@Asif_Khan
Q: How to
Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15
marks....
... ASIF KHAN :
... Mix Chilli Powder with
Sugar & keep it outside the
Ant's Hole.
After eating, Ant will search
for some water near a
water tank.
Push ant in to it. Now ant
will go to dry itself near
fire.
When it reaches fire, put a
bomb into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant
in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from
it's mouth n kill the ant.
hahahhahahhhahahahhaahhah
ullu k patthey!Teacher;
Homewrk Kiun Nhi Kiya?
SHIRAZ KHAN;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete
SHIRAZ KHAN;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi
Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi
SHIRAZ KHAN;
Masjid Me Rkhi Thi.
Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate
SHIRAZ KHAN;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha
Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy
SHIRAZ KHAN ;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir
Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?
SHIRAZ KHAN;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?
SHIRAZ KHAN ;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi.
@Shiraz-Khan
ni yar yeh to barri jaldi maan jaty hian staff jaty hianullu k patthey!
koi baat nahi bachoo... points mey dekhleingey INSHA'ALLAAH...ni yar yeh to barri jaldi maan jaty hian staff jaty hian
inko kuchh na kho
hum to mazaq kr ray thy yeh aaj ki game hy aur yeh maan gy apny aap ko ullu k pathy.
lolxxxx
hhahakoi baat nahi bachoo... points mey dekhleingey INSHA'ALLAAH...
or b kuch kehna ho tu keh saktey hein
so sweet love u too bro
kahan hoty ho broso sweet love u too bro
idiot bro yeh staff waly jo hain naa
hahahaha@Asheer
ASHEER: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
ASHEER: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
hahhahahha@fareena_01
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
FAREENA: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
FAREENA: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
FAREENA: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe