Jokes Contest July 2010

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ok..... Adi thx for ur advise....

Maine Edit Kardia hai Contest...

Mai Theme Sardar Karri hoon...

sorry to those who have shared their jokes already...

wese 1 baat bolongi... agar Pathan mind kar sakte hai to sardar b mind karsakte hai ...

anywayz...

the Theme Is Sardar now!
 
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Pari said:
ok..... Adi thx for ur advise....

Maine Edit Kardia hai Contest...

Mai Theme Sardar Karri hoon...

sorry to those who have shared their jokes already...

wese 1 baat bolongi... agar Pathan mind kar sakte hai to sardar b mind karsakte hai ...

anywayz...

the Theme Is Sardar now!
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maza nahi aaye gaa yaar. pathan ko rehnay do is liye yeh tu sirf ek mazaq hei. log tu muhajir aur sindhi punjabisab per jokes banatay hein mein khud kitne share kar sakta hoon.
tu kiya pathan asman se utray hein
 
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ahmed1003 said:
maza nahi aaye gaa yaar. pathan ko rehnay do is liye yeh tu sirf ek mazaq hei. log tu muhajir aur sindhi punjabisab per jokes banatay hein mein khud kitne share kar sakta hoon.
tu kiya pathan asman se utray hein
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ye baat har koi nahi samajhta... sab is ko bht srs lere hai :s
 
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PARi no worries yaha sardar to koi nahi hoga definately.. :)
or ager mixed culture kerdeti tum jese kisi pe bhi joke bana sakte hain...to bht better hota :)
phir to shikayat ki gunjaish hi nai hoti na :)
 
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thaks pari ke apne theme change kia..... main tm ka mahol kharab nai karna chahta... rahi baath srs leney ki to har kisi ka apna mind hota hai.. kisi ko buri lagti hai or kisi ko nai.. mujhe personaly boht bura lagta hai..
or haa sardaro ko b buri lag sakti hai... jaise mujhe buri lagee.. to jaise atif ne kaha ke mixed culture theme honi chahiye... to phir mujhe koi aitiraz nai...

btw thank u so much ke apne theme change kar dee...
 
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kal is contest ki last that hai so hurry up guys.

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TOOFAN said:

jee is forum main pathan nahi hain sirf mere 2 dost pathan hain jo kabhi kabhi yahan visit kerte hain aur main khud pathan to nahi per meri pedaish aur perwarish pathanon k sheher mardan main hi hui hai so i dont think kisi ko aiteraz hoga.



ji nai is form main pathan ziada hai... or main khud b pathan hoo.. or mujhe boht bura lage ga is sey.. or i think is fourm main kaafi pathan hai jo regular atey hai.....

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thanks Rv ke aap ko itna khyaal aaya ke kisi ko bura lagega... main to os member ko nai jaanta jis ne mind kia... par i think jo b pathan hoga.. ose bura lagega.. or mujhe personaly khud b bura lag raha hai..... q k main khud b pathan hoo...

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pari .. aap patha ki jagah koi or naam b de sakti thee.... kher main ziada behes nahi karonga.... or naa hi main saarey members ko rok sakta hoo aisa karne se... bas itna kar sakta hoo ke is contest main hissa na loo.....
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pashto: mata pata nawa che ta hum pukhtun e, ase da khabara kho tick na da che yo pukhtun bande dase jokes applly shi.

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here is my joke

Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
 
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no guyz mai mixed nhi kar sakti q k ye contest har month lagega n har month mai is per koi na koi theme dongi take contest ache se chal jaye ok..


n plzz ap log apne jokes jaldi share kijiye tym nikal raha hai...
 
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Sardar had twins :D; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peater & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted :mad: Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED! :p
 
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4 SardarO nay petrol pump khOla par kabhi kOi gari petrol bharwanay nahi aai
kiOn k petrol pump 5th Flor par tha :))
OS k bad On lOgo nay petrol pump khatam kar k wahan hOtel khOla phir bhi kOi nahi aaya
kiOn k bOard abhi bhi petrol pump ka hi laga hOwa tha :))
phir On lOgo nay Aik texi khareedi
lkn kOi passenger nahi aaya
kiOn k 2 agay Or 2 peeChay beth kar passenger dektay thay :))
On ki Texi kharab hOgai tO 4ro dakkha laganay lagay
lkn texi apni jaga say hil bhi nahi rahi thi
kiOn k 2 aagay Say Or 2 peechay Say dhaka laga rahay thay
=))=))=))=))
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sardar and a girl talking on phone

GIRL: AGR TM SO RAHY HO TO MJY APNY SAPNY BEHJO

AGR TM JAG RAHY HO TO APNI YADAIN BHEJO

AGR TM RO RAHY HO TO MJY APNY ANSU BHEJO

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SARDAR : POOTI KAR RAHA HON KYA BHEJU.......................... lolx :D:)):)):))
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