Jokes Contest July 2010

[Tariq Saeed]

4 SardarO nay petrol pump khOla par kabhi kOi gari petrol bharwanay nahi aai
kiOn k petrol pump 5th Flor par tha
OS k bad On lOgo nay petrol pump khatam kar k wahan hOtel khOla phir bhi kOi nahi aaya
kiOn k bOard abhi bhi petrol pump ka hi laga hOwa tha
phir On lOgo nay Aik texi khareedi
lkn kOi passenger nahi aaya
kiOn k 2 agay Or 2 peeChay beth kar passenger dektay thay
On ki Texi kharab hOgai tO 4ro dakkha laganay lagay
lkn texi apni jaga say hil bhi nahi rahi thi
kiOn k 2 aagay Say Or 2 peechay Say dhaka laga rahay thay

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nice

 

[Tariq Saeed]

sardar and a girl talking on phone

GIRL: AGR TM SO RAHY HO TO MJY APNY SAPNY BEHJO

AGR TM JAG RAHY HO TO APNI YADAIN BHEJO

AGR TM RO RAHY HO TO MJY APNY ANSU BHEJO

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SARDAR : POOTI KAR RAHA HON KYA BHEJU.......................... lolx
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nice.....

 

[Pari]

lolx nice sharing....

baqi jinhone Pathan jokes share karain hai plzz wo wapis sardar main share karain thx!!

 

[Toobi]

no,may b kise joke ko mind nae karte,bcoz ye siraf 1 fun hay,sach may agar koe kuch kahay to pirrrr............ alag hisab hota hay hum logo ka....

 

[Pari]

no,may b kise joke ko mind nae karte,bcoz ye siraf 1 fun hay,sach may agar koe kuch kahay to pirrrr............ alag hisab hota hay hum logo ka....

well dats good tooba.. but i have changed the theme to sardar!!

 

[Noor_Afridi]

but i think StOrm bhai nay yeh aCha Qadam Othaya hai
khair ab iS behiS kO chOrO Or Sardar k jOke pOst karO
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[Redvirus]

well i think dat is over now...............

 

[hatim13579]

Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya.
Sab ne puchha "kya hua ?"

Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, "Gehoon-Le-Lo"
unho ne samjha, "Gay-Hon-Le-Lo"
=P ;->

 

[Pari]

alryt thx for sharing ur jokes...