Jokes Contest July 2010 Polling

[Pari]

Assalm-0-Alikum

plzz vote for the best monthly joke...

make sure app khudh ko votes na dain...

and 300 posts se kum walo ki votes count nahi hogi....

polling only 3 days tak open hai!!!

here are the jokes!

Waqas naseer:

Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Ahmed1003
Sardar had twins ; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peater & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!

Noor Afridi
4 SardarO nay petrol pump khOla par kabhi kOi gari petrol bharwanay nahi aai
kiOn k petrol pump 5th Flor par tha
OS k bad On lOgo nay petrol pump khatam kar k wahan hOtel khOla phir bhi kOi nahi aaya
kiOn k bOard abhi bhi petrol pump ka hi laga hOwa tha
phir On lOgo nay Aik texi khareedi
lkn kOi passenger nahi aaya
kiOn k 2 agay Or 2 peeChay beth kar passenger dektay thay
On ki Texi kharab hOgai tO 4ro dakkha laganay lagay
lkn texi apni jaga say hil bhi nahi rahi thi
kiOn k 2 aagay Say Or 2 peechay Say dhaka laga rahay thay


Red Virus

sardar and a girl talking on phone

GIRL: AGR TM SO RAHY HO TO MJY APNY SAPNY BEHJO

AGR TM JAG RAHY HO TO APNI YADAIN BHEJO

AGR TM RO RAHY HO TO MJY APNY ANSU BHEJO

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SARDAR : POOTI KAR RAHA HON KYA BHEJU.......................... lolx

Hatim
Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya.
Sab ne puchha "kya hua ?"

Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, "Gehoon-Le-Lo"
unho ne samjha, "Gay-Hon-Le-Lo"
=P ;->

A.J Raees
1 sardar ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala....!!
but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q................................................. ........................???





is liye k
us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy..............!!!!!!
Hahahahahaha.................................

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[Prince-Farry]

Voted!!!

 

[Noor_Afridi]

Thx pari
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[Nelly]

ewww RV eww.......khair mera vote kal mile ga jise chaiye hath khara karo

 

[Noor_Afridi]

haath tO sab hi khara karengay
par jiSsay tum nay dena hai Os kO haath pakar tum khara krdO
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[SHB_Bhaiya]

I think noor bhai ka joke he sub se acha hai aur ganda bhi nahi hai is lea my vote goes to Noor bhai. . . . .
Voted

 

[Noor_Afridi]

I think noor bhai ka joke he sub se acha hai aur ganda bhi nahi hai is lea my vote goes to Noor bhai. . . . .
Voted

Thx SHB bhai
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[Pari]

ur welcome noor..

chalo jaldi jaldi votes do nulli drama kum karo

 

[SHB_Bhaiya]

You are most welcome noorani bro. . .

 

[Huda]

voted................

 

[Hoorain]

I think noor bhai ka joke he sub se acha hai aur ganda bhi nahi hai is lea my vote goes to Noor bhai. . . . .
Voted

hahahha i agree with shb bhaya

 

[Dreamy Boy]

Voted..

 

[St0rm]

voted.....

 

[Tariq Saeed]

voted.........

 

[Toobi]

voted.

 

[*Maryam*]

my vote goes to Noor...​

 

[Noor_Afridi]

You are most welcome noorani bro. . .

Aik Or niCk
Thx brO
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my vote goes to Noor...​

Thx Mari
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[MSC]

Voted....

 

[AdhoriMohabbat]

Ahaan my vote goes to noor

 

[Noor_Afridi]

Thanks AM
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