Assalm-0-Alikum
plzz vote for the best monthly joke...
make sure app khudh ko votes na dain...
and 300 posts se kum walo ki votes count nahi hogi....
polling only 3 days tak open hai!!!
here are the jokes!
Waqas naseer:
Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Ahmed1003
Sardar had twins ; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peater & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!
Noor Afridi
4 SardarO nay petrol pump khOla par kabhi kOi gari petrol bharwanay nahi aai
kiOn k petrol pump 5th Flor par tha
OS k bad On lOgo nay petrol pump khatam kar k wahan hOtel khOla phir bhi kOi nahi aaya
kiOn k bOard abhi bhi petrol pump ka hi laga hOwa tha
phir On lOgo nay Aik texi khareedi
lkn kOi passenger nahi aaya
kiOn k 2 agay Or 2 peeChay beth kar passenger dektay thay
On ki Texi kharab hOgai tO 4ro dakkha laganay lagay
lkn texi apni jaga say hil bhi nahi rahi thi
kiOn k 2 aagay Say Or 2 peechay Say dhaka laga rahay thay
Red Virus
sardar and a girl talking on phone
GIRL: AGR TM SO RAHY HO TO MJY APNY SAPNY BEHJO
AGR TM JAG RAHY HO TO APNI YADAIN BHEJO
AGR TM RO RAHY HO TO MJY APNY ANSU BHEJO
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SARDAR : POOTI KAR RAHA HON KYA BHEJU.......................... lolx
Hatim
Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya.
Sab ne puchha "kya hua ?"
Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, "Gehoon-Le-Lo"
unho ne samjha, "Gay-Hon-Le-Lo"
=P ;->
A.J Raees
1 sardar ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala....!!
but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q................................................. ........................???
is liye k
us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy..............!!!!!!
Hahahahahaha.................................
plzz vote for the best monthly joke...
make sure app khudh ko votes na dain...
and 300 posts se kum walo ki votes count nahi hogi....
polling only 3 days tak open hai!!!
here are the jokes!
Waqas naseer:
Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Ahmed1003
Sardar had twins ; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peater & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!
Noor Afridi
4 SardarO nay petrol pump khOla par kabhi kOi gari petrol bharwanay nahi aai
kiOn k petrol pump 5th Flor par tha
OS k bad On lOgo nay petrol pump khatam kar k wahan hOtel khOla phir bhi kOi nahi aaya
kiOn k bOard abhi bhi petrol pump ka hi laga hOwa tha
phir On lOgo nay Aik texi khareedi
lkn kOi passenger nahi aaya
kiOn k 2 agay Or 2 peeChay beth kar passenger dektay thay
On ki Texi kharab hOgai tO 4ro dakkha laganay lagay
lkn texi apni jaga say hil bhi nahi rahi thi
kiOn k 2 aagay Say Or 2 peechay Say dhaka laga rahay thay
Red Virus
sardar and a girl talking on phone
GIRL: AGR TM SO RAHY HO TO MJY APNY SAPNY BEHJO
AGR TM JAG RAHY HO TO APNI YADAIN BHEJO
AGR TM RO RAHY HO TO MJY APNY ANSU BHEJO
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
SARDAR : POOTI KAR RAHA HON KYA BHEJU.......................... lolx
Hatim
Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya.
Sab ne puchha "kya hua ?"
Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, "Gehoon-Le-Lo"
unho ne samjha, "Gay-Hon-Le-Lo"
=P ;->
A.J Raees
1 sardar ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala....!!
but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q................................................. ........................???
is liye k
us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy..............!!!!!!
Hahahahahaha.................................