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CoOoL

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Sab TM members ko Cooooooooooool or MSC ka Sallam !

umeed hai k sab hatay katay hoon gay sab ne khana double kr diya hoga Q-K humare dialogue pr hasna hai na to energy to chahye he.:))

MSC : (drmyan main boli) apni bak bak bnd karo or jaldi se point pr ao.:))

Cool : (Muh banaya) humare dialogue main 2 character hain jin main ek bus conductor or dusra passenger hai.
Coooool : Bus conductor ~*~*~*~ Masoom se Chahat : Passenger
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Cool : Passenger ek un parh dayhati aurat hai.

MSC : (gussa se) haan haan passenger jahil or conductor ne PHD ki hai na.:))

Cool : aray puri baat to suno , to dosto conductor ka to app k ptta he hai k ye dunia ki maskeen hasti hoti hai,:)) to cool ek thakayli bus ka conductor hai, jo bgair sochay samjhay bolta hai.
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Subha 7 baje ka time tha logo apni apni manzil pr pohchnay k liye bus stop pr khray bus ka intzar kr rahay hain, or ajj bus stop ko apni kismat pr rashk aa raha tha Q-K ajj os k haan Mai basanto b ai thi, jo zoor zoor se bus walon ko galian day rahi thi.........:)){(laugh)}​

achnak ek taraf se toofan aata mehsoos hoa sab seham gaye jab dhonwa k badal chtay or thora gour se dekha ye to bus thi jis ka sab ko intzar tha,{(laugh)} Mai bsanto bus ki traf brhi or bus k gate pr conductor ne istaqbal kia.

Burhi Aurat (Passenger) :(Chikhtay huway) kia didhay paar kr dekh rahay ho {(laugh)}bus main sawar honay main meri madad karo.
(Burhi Aurat bus main sawar hoi or ek traf khri ho gai Q-K sari bus passenger se bhari hoi thi)
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Conductor : (agay ja kr ek juwan larkay se) bay ! uth nazar nahi aata teri dadi ki umer ki aurat khri hai or tu aram se betha maze kr raha hai. {(laugh)}(wnhi se Burhi Aurat ko awaz lgai) hello ! idhr aa jao seat khali hai

Burhi Aurat : (chikhtay huway) Kambakht ! main Q hilon helay tu tera khandaan.{(laugh)}{(laugh)}
(conductor k bilkul pass aa kr chatakh kr thapar os k muh pr "thha". {(laugh)}{(laugh)}Conductor chup ho kr side pr ho gay or Burhi Aurat seat khali dekh kr beth gai )
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(Conductor kraya akatha krnay laga, pass he seat per bethay larkay se karay manga os ne kaha 'student" ye sun kr kraya liye bagair he conductor mai ki traf brha)
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Conductor : Mai karay do.

Burhi Aurat : (dil main socha shayed "STUDENT" koi password hai or os ki traf dekahy bina boli ) Student ! {(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}

Conductor : (gussa se) Mai jaldi se kraya nikal or bta knha jana hai.

Burhi Aurat : (phir ek zor daar thapar Conductor k muh pr mara{(laugh)}) suna nahi student ! {(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}
(Ek aurat ne Burhi Aurat ko samjhaya)
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Conductor : knha jana hai Mai.

Burhi Aurat : main ne kuch nai khana {(laugh)}kambakhat mujhe to tu sadyon ka bhooka lag raha hai pehle khud kuch kha kr aa.{(laugh)}{(laugh)}

Conductor : (zoor se) main ne pucha hai knha jana hai.
(ab Burhi Aurat ki smjh main aya)
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Burhi Aurat : ahista bolo main behri nahi hoon {(laugh)}, apnay betay Fiqay k ghr !

Conductor : wo knha rehta hai.

Burhi Aurat : aray na murad mujhe kia ptta {(laugh)}wo knha rehta hai main aurat zaat tu sher sher phirta hai tujhe ptta hona chahye , {(laugh)}mere betay ne sher naya ghr liya hai ajj dil cha ose milnay ja rahi hoon.

Conductor : (mathay pr hath mara, {(laugh)}stop pr bus rukwai) Mai bus se utro jao pehle betay k ghr ka ptta puch kr ao.{(laugh)}{(laugh)}

Burhi Aurat conductor ko galain nikaltay howay bus se utar gai.......{(laugh)}{(laugh)}
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"Hahahahha to frndz dil khol kr hansye Q-K ynha hasna manah nahi"​
 
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