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سرفروش

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Noor & Amreen
ماشائ اللہ بڑی مزحیہ اور مظلومانہ روداد بیان فرمائی ہے
ویسے ابو اور امی کی یہ نشانی کسی عجائب گھر میں سجانی تھی
 

سرفروش

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بہت عمدہ
ابھی تو کالے چکنے کے بال کھڑے کرنے تھے ، مونچھیں بھی ارانی تھی اور دھوتی کی جگہ جینس پہنا کر بھیجنا تھا دوستی کا حق تو ادا کرنا تھا وہ بھی آخر رب نے بنادی جوڑی کی طرح لڑکی پھنسانے کا ارادہ رکھتا تھا
 

St0rm

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ASSALAM O ALAIKUM

HOPE KE AAP SAB KHAIRIAT SE HONGE....MUJHE OR NELLI KO JO TOPIC DIYA GAYA HAI WO DOCTOR OR PATIENT KA HAI.....

DOCTOR = NELLI

PATIENT = *STORM*


STORM JO KE AIK SIMPLE SA AADMI HAI OR OSEY BOOLNE KI BEEMARI HAI.. JO DOOSRI BAAR ELAAJ KE LIYE NELLI KE PAAS AATA HAI...

*************************************​

NELLI: tabiyat kaisi ha ab….:)

STORM: pehle se zayada kharab ha

NELLI : dawai khaa li thi

STORM: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi

NELLI : I mean dawai lay li thi

STORM: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi

NELLI: (thora ghusse se ) bewaqoof dawai pee li thi

STORM: nahi jee dawai to laal thi

nelli: idiot dawai ko pi liya tha

STORM: nahi doctor sahiba piliya to mujhe tha

NELLI: (ziada ghusse se ) dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.:mad:

STORM: nahi

NELLI: kyun

STORM: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna

mein thek to ho jaunga doctor sahiba….:(

NELLI : (apne aap se) UFFFFFFFFF kia museebat hai ye..

Acha ye batao ke aaj kaise aana huwa….. ?

Storm… doctor sahiba sar main dard hai….:(

Nelli…. Kab se…. ?

Storm … bachpan se…

Nelli… to phir aaj ane ki kya khas wajeh huwi…. ?:eek:

Storm…. Qeh….

Nelli…. Kis waqt…. ?

Storm…. Jab main 5 baras ka tha….

Nelli… (ghusse se) to aaj q aye ho phir…. ?:mad:

Storm.. pait main dard hai….

Nelli.. kab shoro huwa ye dard… ?

Storm.. jab main 7 saal ka tha….

Nelli… to aaj dard kee shiddat ziada hai kia… ?

Storm .. nai wo to teek ho gaya jab main 9 baras ka tha…

Nelli… (ghusse se cheekhti huwi ) to phir aaj kia masala hai jis ke liye aap hospital aye ho… ?{(angry)}

Storm… pata nai bhool gaya....

NELLI... (ghusse se) bell bajati hai bahar se shb ata hai...

SHB.. ji madam...

NELLI... is pagal ko jaldi se bahar nikalo warna main pagal ho jaongee....
 

SUBHAANA

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ASSALAM O ALAIKUM

HOPE KE AAP SAB KHAIRIAT SE HONGE....MUJHE OR NELLI KO JO TOPIC DIYA GAYA HAI WO DOCTOR OR PATIENT KA HAI.....

DOCTOR = NELLI

PATIENT = *STORM*


STORM JO KE AIK SIMPLE SA AADMI HAI OR OSEY BOOLNE KI BEEMARI HAI.. JO DOOSRI BAAR ELAAJ KE LIYE NELLI KE PAAS AATA HAI...

*************************************​

NELLI: tabiyat kaisi ha ab….:)

STORM: pehle se zayada kharab ha

NELLI : dawai khaa li thi

STORM: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi

NELLI : I mean dawai lay li thi

STORM: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi

NELLI: (thora ghusse se ) bewaqoof dawai pee li thi

STORM: nahi jee dawai to laal thi

nelli: idiot dawai ko pi liya tha

STORM: nahi doctor sahiba piliya to mujhe tha

NELLI: (ziada ghusse se ) dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.:mad:

STORM: nahi

NELLI: kyun

STORM: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna

mein thek to ho jaunga doctor sahiba….:(

NELLI : (apne aap se) UFFFFFFFFF kia museebat hai ye..

Acha ye batao ke aaj kaise aana huwa….. ?

Storm… doctor sahiba sar main dard hai….:(

Nelli…. Kab se…. ?

Storm … bachpan se…

Nelli… to phir aaj ane ki kya khas wajeh huwi…. ?:eek:

Storm…. Qeh….

Nelli…. Kis waqt…. ?

Storm…. Jab main 5 baras ka tha….

Nelli… (ghusse se) to aaj q aye ho phir…. ?:mad:

Storm.. pait main dard hai….

Nelli.. kab shoro huwa ye dard… ?

Storm.. jab main 7 saal ka tha….

Nelli… to aaj dard kee shiddat ziada hai kia… ?

Storm .. nai wo to teek ho gaya jab main 9 baras ka tha…

Nelli… (ghusse se cheekhti huwi ) to phir aaj kia masala hai jis ke liye aap hospital aye ho… ?{(angry)}

Storm… pata nai bhool gaya....

NELLI... (ghusse se) bell bajati hai bahar se shb ata hai...

SHB.. ji madam...

NELLI... is pagal ko jaldi se bahar nikalo warna main pagal ho jaongee....




lolxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
gr8 work
 
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