~!~ A Joke A Day ~!~

[H@!der]

hahahaah


great sharing...

btw.. us poty ki age kya thi

lolzz.. keep sharing




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Exam main question tha
challenge kise kehte hain?
Student ne pora page khali chor kar last par likha,
apne baap ki aulaad hai to pass kar k dikha..

{(haha)}{(haha)}

 

[*Sonu*]

lolx

 

[Sara Cilli Milli]

hahahahaha

 

[H@!der]

1 admi k dant mai keera tha Doctor ny kha kuch din sirf chae papey khao

1 hafta chae papy khae 1 din srf chae pi rha tha Qera bahr nkla or bola

Papay muk gae ne?

 

[HuriYa]

poota; dadi hum 5 loog hein kya hum 5 hi rahe gy
main ,sister, ammi ,abu ,ap
dadi; nahi beta jb tumhari shadi ho gi tu hum 6 ho jaein gy
poota ,lkn jb sister ki shadi ho gi hum phir se 5 ho jaein gy
dadi ,jb tum papa bano gy hum 6 ho jaein gy
poota jb ap mar jaein gi hum phir se 5 reh jaein {(haha)}{(haha)}

Hahaha Kia Future Planning hay..!

 

[HuriYa]

1 admi k dant mai keera tha Doctor ny kha kuch din sirf chae papey khao

1 hafta chae papy khae 1 din srf chae pi rha tha Qera bahr nkla or bola

Papay muk gae ne?

yukhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[H@!der]

lolzzz....

 

[*khushi*]

1 admi k dant mai keera tha Doctor ny kha kuch din sirf chae papey khao

1 hafta chae papy khae 1 din srf chae pi rha tha Qera bahr nkla or bola

Papay muk gae ne?

{(haha)}{(haha)}

 

[H@!der]

{(haha)}{(haha)}{(haha)}


Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

{(haha)}{(haha)}{(haha)}



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{(haha)}

Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.

While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


She smiles and said: You can go Further.

And



Pathan Drives to Multan.......{(haha)}

 

[HuriYa]

Lolzzzzzzzzzz..! Nice Jokes..!

 

[Hoorain]

hahahaha

 

[H@!der]

Shukriyaa.. Hoorzzzzzz


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Husband 2 Hotel Manegr:

Jaldi Chalo Meri Biwi Khirki Se Kud Kr Jaan Dena Chahti Hai

Manegr: To mein kia kro

Husband: Kaminy, Khirki Nahi Khul Rahi. {(haha)}


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Laws Which Newton Forgot To State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with : P

 

[*Sonu*]

lolx

 

[HuriYa]

lolzzzz..! Lagta Husband wife k Jokes aap k bOhat Fav hain..!

 

[H@!der]

lolzzzz..! Lagta Husband wife k Jokes aap k bOhat Fav hain..!

lolzz.. yaa kind of..... coz thy r mostly funny..

typical daily nok jhok.. which turns into a joke for others

 

[HuriYa]

Ahan..! Carry On..

 

[Asma24]

{(haha)}{(haha)}nice jokesss

 

[H@!der]

{(haha)}{(haha)}nice jokesss

Thanks

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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Q

How does U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A

They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!

 

[*Sonu*]

lolx

 

[Saraabi]

Nice collection ... {(haha)}{(haha)}