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Mar 20, 2007
Toronto, Canada
>School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

>Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you
can die Rich.

>Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

>Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a
woman gains her masters.

>Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

>Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

>Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

>Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

>Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

>Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

>Father: A banker provided by nature.

>Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

>Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

>Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence

>Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

>Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

>Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

>Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

>Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

>Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually

>Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.

>Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

>Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

>Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead