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بہت عمدہ اور بہت اعلی بڑی اچھی محنت اور کاوش ہے
لیکن اسے تھوڑا اور بڑھانا تھا تاکہ بغیر ڈانت والی بڑھیا کی دیہاتی ڈکشنری کا پورا مزہ لیتے=D>​
 
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Asalam o Alaikum Frnds:)
Kaise hain ap Sb?
UMEED HAI AP SE THEEK HUNGE:)
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Hum umeed karte hain ke ap sb ko hamari ye chote si koshish jo ke PG sis ur DB ne mil ke ke hai ap sb ko pasand ayege:)
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Tu shuru karte hain dialouge jo ke ek SABZI WALE and CUSTOMER ke darmian hain..
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PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER;;)
DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:D
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En dono ka taruuf karwaten hain phele ap sb ko:)
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PAKI_GIRL(customer):Thora sa ghusa ziyada ata hai enhe aur reham dile me tu inka koi jawab nahe:D

Dreamy Boy(sabzi wala):moassom sa ek admi jo ke fresh sabziyan bechta hai aur apne ghaak ko special discount deta hai:)
Waise tu paki_girl en ki 20 years old customer hain leken pg kkhena hai ke en ki age bhe 20 saal nahe tu customer kahan se 20 years ki hogaye aur 20 saal purna rishta hone ke nate en dono ko ek dosre ki tang khecne me phd ki the:p=))
Chalen ye tha en ka taruuf ap start karten hain apne dialouge:)
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Subah subah ka time tha jb DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA apni wife ke 10 number wala joota kha ke apne dukaan par ja raha tha:D

Dukkan par pauncha tu apne dukan set ki aur aista aista se gungunane laga...

Ke achanak se peche se ek customer ayen...aur ate sath he bole..

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:Asalam o Alaikum Bhai JAAn(loud awaz me)

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:Walaikum Asalam...Baji ap ne tu hame dara he diya me samjha ke ere biwi yahan bhe mujhe jota maarne a gayen hain=))

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:Bhai jaan ap fikar mat karen ye naik kaam me kardunge agr aj mujhe fresh sabzi na mile tu:))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:Ghuse se ye subah subah kis ka chera dehkliya me ne...

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ap ne kuch kaha(pg ko pata chal gaya ke db ne kya kaha leken wo anjan ban gaye)

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:kuch nahe behan jee me khe raha tha ke aj ap hamare phele customer hain tu aj ka din acha rehega hamara ziyada customer ayenge:p

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:Ghuse me a kar zoor dar slap mara diya db ke face par:))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji kyun mara?

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:bahana banate hue kaha wo makki bhete hue the na is liye=))
ise bhane apne ghussa utar diya

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:eek:h acha behan hum samjhe ap apna ghuse hum par utar rahe hain:p

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:acha ab ziyada baatein mat karo aur sabziyun ke bhaow(rate) batao...

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji ap free bhe le jayen tu koi baat nahe ap se kya pise lene ap tu hamare behan jaise hain;;)

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:(khush ho ke)acha ap kitne ache hain mere dua hai ke kal ap ko apni biwi se sif ek joota he pare inshallah:))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:behan itne ache dua dene ka shukriya=))

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:pg ne khushe khushe me apne shopar me tamatar dalna shuru kar diye aur apne ghar ko chal paren

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:achanak peche se awaz aye.....

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji tamatar 100 rupees kilo hain

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:leken ap ne tu kaha ke muft le jaon...

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:ab hum aapne baji ke sath mazaq bhe nahe kar sakte kya=))
db ko hanse a rahe the:))

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ghuse me a kar tamatar rakh diye aur phr se zoor dar slaaap mara db ke face par::))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji ab ye kyun mara?

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ab behan apne bhai ke sath mazaq bhe nahe kar sakte kya=))haha

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:db dil he dil me khene laga ghar raho tu joote aur bahir niklo tu thappar

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ap ne kuch kaha?

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:nahe behan me soch raha tha ke kitne ache wife aur behan mile hai mujhe....:))

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:leken kbhi gharoor nahe kiye me ne:p
aur dil hi dil me pg kheten hain sabzi wale ko
na kam ka na kaaj ka aur dushman anaj ka=))

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:acha 1 kilo tamatar par kitna discount de rahe ho mujhe?

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji waietu hum baqi customers ko 101 rupees kilo tamatar 1 kilo ke hisab se sell karten hain leken jaise ke ap hamare special custumer hain tu ap ko discount kar ke 100 rupees me 1 kilo milega:))

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ek zoor dar thappar mar diya sabzi wale ke face par=))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:ab kya hua behan?

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ye ap ne 1 rupees ka special discount diya na ap ne is liye ap par bohat reham aya is liye ap ko thappar mara=))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji itna reham dehkane ka shukriya ap bilkul hamare biwi pa gaye ho wo he subah subah ise tarah hamare upa reham karte hain=))

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:acha ab ziyada auchlo mat aur ek kilo tamatar do.....

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA :db ne ek kilo tamatar too kar diye jis me se kuch kharaab tamatar bhe the jis ko dehk kar customer ne kaha...

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ye tamatar bhe na apne he jaise gale sare rakhe hue hain:))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI:baji itne mehengai me ap ko ye bhe mil jaye bohat hai ap ko tu phr bhr ye mil raha hai aur jin ko nahe milta un se ja ke pochen ap....

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ek aur zoor dar slap mara=))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:ab kyun mara?

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ye is liye mara kyun ne tum ne bilkul sahe kaha aur sach baat kahe:)

So frnds is dialouge me ap sb ne dehka ke end me hame ek sabaq bhe mila ke jo kuch bhe hame ALLAH ne diya pata nahe hum is ke liaq bhe hain ya nahe but Beshak ALLAH bohat REHAM KARNE wala hai...us ne jo bhe hame diya jis haal me bhe hame rakha hame ALLAH ka har haal me shukar ada karna chahaiye shukar karne se ALLAH aur ziyada apne bando ke deta hai...

THANKS 4 READING FRNDS HAMESHA KHUSH RAHEN AUR DOSRO KO BHE KHUSH RAKHE

REGARDS PAKI_GIRL AND DREAMY BOY



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Marina said:
lolzzzzz...
g8t Cool n Msc....:-bd
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Be Happy said:
wah zabardast....
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Pari said:
nice work :)
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سرفروش said:
Coool & MSC
بہت عمدہ اور بہت اعلی بڑی اچھی محنت اور کاوش ہے
لیکن اسے تھوڑا اور بڑھانا تھا تاکہ بغیر ڈانت والی بڑھیا کی دیہاتی ڈکشنری کا پورا مزہ لیتے=D>​
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Thanks .......sarfrosh bhai agr thora or bhratay to boring ho jatta :)

Prince_farry said:
gud 1 msc and cool
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Dreamy Boy said:
Asalam o Alaikum Frnds:)
Kaise hain ap Sb?
UMEED HAI AP SE THEEK HUNGE:)
​
Hum umeed karte hain ke ap sb ko hamari ye chote si koshish jo ke PG sis ur DB ne mil ke ke hai ap sb ko pasand ayege:)
​
Tu shuru karte hain dialouge jo ke ek SABZI WALE and CUSTOMER ke darmian hain..
​
PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER;;)
DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:D
​
En dono ka taruuf karwaten hain phele ap sb ko:)
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PAKI_GIRL(customer):Thora sa ghusa ziyada ata hai enhe aur reham dile me tu inka koi jawab nahe:D

Dreamy Boy(sabzi wala):moassom sa ek admi jo ke fresh sabziyan bechta hai aur apne ghaak ko special discount deta hai:)
Waise tu paki_girl en ki 20 years old customer hain leken pg kkhena hai ke en ki age bhe 20 saal nahe tu customer kahan se 20 years ki hogaye aur 20 saal purna rishta hone ke nate en dono ko ek dosre ki tang khecne me phd ki the:p=))
Chalen ye tha en ka taruuf ap start karten hain apne dialouge:)




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Subah subah ka time tha jb DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA apni wife ke 10 number wala joota kha ke apne dukaan par ja raha tha:D

Dukkan par pauncha tu apne dukan set ki aur aista aista se gungunane laga...

Ke achanak se peche se ek customer ayen...aur ate sath he bole..

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:Asalam o Alaikum Bhai JAAn(loud awaz me)

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:Walaikum Asalam...Baji ap ne tu hame dara he diya me samjha ke ere biwi yahan bhe mujhe jota maarne a gayen hain=))

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:Bhai jaan ap fikar mat karen ye naik kaam me kardunge agr aj mujhe fresh sabzi na mile tu:))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:Ghuse se ye subah subah kis ka chera dehkliya me ne...

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ap ne kuch kaha(pg ko pata chal gaya ke db ne kya kaha leken wo anjan ban gaye)

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:kuch nahe behan jee me khe raha tha ke aj ap hamare phele customer hain tu aj ka din acha rehega hamara ziyada customer ayenge:p

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:Ghuse me a kar zoor dar slap mara diya db ke face par:))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji kyun mara?

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:bahana banate hue kaha wo makki bhete hue the na is liye=))
ise bhane apne ghussa utar diya

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:eek:h acha behan hum samjhe ap apna ghuse hum par utar rahe hain:p

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:acha ab ziyada baatein mat karo aur sabziyun ke bhaow(rate) batao...

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji ap free bhe le jayen tu koi baat nahe ap se kya pise lene ap tu hamare behan jaise hain;;)

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:(khush ho ke)acha ap kitne ache hain mere dua hai ke kal ap ko apni biwi se sif ek joota he pare inshallah:))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:behan itne ache dua dene ka shukriya=))

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:pg ne khushe khushe me apne shopar me tamatar dalna shuru kar diye aur apne ghar ko chal paren

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:achanak peche se awaz aye.....

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji tamatar 100 rupees kilo hain

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:leken ap ne tu kaha ke muft le jaon...

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:ab hum aapne baji ke sath mazaq bhe nahe kar sakte kya=))
db ko hanse a rahe the:))

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ghuse me a kar tamatar rakh diye aur phr se zoor dar slaaap mara db ke face par::))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji ab ye kyun mara?

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ab behan apne bhai ke sath mazaq bhe nahe kar sakte kya=))haha

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:db dil he dil me khene laga ghar raho tu joote aur bahir niklo tu thappar

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ap ne kuch kaha?

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:nahe behan me soch raha tha ke kitne ache wife aur behan mile hai mujhe....:))

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:leken kbhi gharoor nahe kiye me ne:p
aur dil hi dil me pg kheten hain sabzi wale ko
na kam ka na kaaj ka aur dushman anaj ka=))

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:acha 1 kilo tamatar par kitna discount de rahe ho mujhe?

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji waietu hum baqi customers ko 101 rupees kilo tamatar 1 kilo ke hisab se sell karten hain leken jaise ke ap hamare special custumer hain tu ap ko discount kar ke 100 rupees me 1 kilo milega:))

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ek zoor dar thappar mar diya sabzi wale ke face par=))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:ab kya hua behan?

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ye ap ne 1 rupees ka special discount diya na ap ne is liye ap par bohat reham aya is liye ap ko thappar mara=))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji itna reham dehkane ka shukriya ap bilkul hamare biwi pa gaye ho wo he subah subah ise tarah hamare upa reham karte hain=))

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:acha ab ziyada auchlo mat aur ek kilo tamatar do.....

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA :db ne ek kilo tamatar too kar diye jis me se kuch kharaab tamatar bhe the jis ko dehk kar customer ne kaha...

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ye tamatar bhe na apne he jaise gale sare rakhe hue hain:))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI:baji itne mehengai me ap ko ye bhe mil jaye bohat hai ap ko tu phr bhr ye mil raha hai aur jin ko nahe milta un se ja ke pochen ap....

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ek aur zoor dar slap mara=))

DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:ab kyun mara?

PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ye is liye mara kyun ne tum ne bilkul sahe kaha aur sach baat kahe:)

So frnds is dialouge me ap sb ne dehka ke end me hame ek sabaq bhe mila ke jo kuch bhe hame ALLAH ne diya pata nahe hum is ke liaq bhe hain ya nahe but Beshak ALLAH bohat REHAM KARNE wala hai...us ne jo bhe hame diya jis haal me bhe hame rakha hame ALLAH ka har haal me shukar ada karna chahaiye shukar karne se ALLAH aur ziyada apne bando ke deta hai...

THANKS 4 READING FRNDS HAMESHA KHUSH RAHEN AUR DOSRO KO BHE KHUSH RAKHE

REGARDS PAKI_GIRL AND DREAMY BOY



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great job DB n PG.....
i must say nice presentation... @ DB
 
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AssalamO Alaikum Dear Members
mujhe Or Amrin kO jO tOpic milla hai wO hai
Flat ya makan keraya per lena…
makan malik ( Amreen ) Or karaidar ( Noor )
iSsi tOpiC k hawalay Say conversation tayar ki hai
jO aap Sab k Saath Share karnay jarahay hain umeed hai aap Sab kO paSsand aayeh gi

Noor Afridi jO kafi arSay Say Aik aChay makan k talaSh may tha News paper may Aik ghar k baray may phara tO Os k kO dekhnay k liayah rawana hOgaya par Ossay kia patah tha k akhbar may ghar ka address galat dia hOWa hai subha 9 bajay ka ghar Say nikla Or raat kO 10 bajay Address par puhunCha
tO ghuSsay Say ganti par haath rakha Or zOr Say dabaya par Ossay kia patah tha k ganti may current hai haath OS ka ganti par hi Chupak gaya Odar Malik Makan

Amreen jO hOror mOvie dekh rahi thi gabra gai Or dartay dartay darwazay par aai darwaza khOla tO samnay Aik badsOorat jawan jis k Saray baal kharay thay Munh
dunwain ki waja say kala hOgaya tha naak Or kaan Say bhi dunwan nikal raha tha kO Dekh kar zOrdar Cheekh mari

Noor Ossay Churail Samaj kar Cheekhnay laga jab dOnO Cheekh Cheekh kar thak gayeh tO

Amreen nay dartay hOyeh kaha ggggg g aap kO kiS say milna hai

Noor : ( rOti hOyeh Shakal bana kar ) kia akhbar may aap nay Add dia tha makan ka

Amreen : g han par wO tO inSanO k liyeh Add tha aap ki jaga tO QabriStan may hai

Noor : ghuSsay Say andi hOgai hO kia May inSan hOn kOi bhOot nahi

Amreen : ( herangi Say ) aCha par lagta tO nahi hai aadhi raat kO eSsi Shakal may bhOot hi aSakta hai khair iS waQt mujhe Sakht neend arahi hai Subha aana phir baat karengay

Noor kOch kehna hi Chah raha tha k dram SAy darwaza band hOgaya

Noor nay ghuSsa may ganti ki taraf haath bharaya lkn Current ka jhatka yaad agaya OR Ota hOwa haath wapis kar k Chal dia

Next Day

Noor Subha New kapray pehan kar tayar shayar hO kar geraj ki taraf bhara Or apni Cycle nekal kar makan ki taraf rawana hOwa abhi aadhay raStay may hi tha k Aik mOti Orat Say takragaya OR dram Say gir para Qismat ka karna Girra bhi tO keeChar may ja kar girra

Orat ghuSsay Say bhOli Sharam nahi aathi dari rakh kar takkhar martay hO

Noor nay jal kar kaha Ammi jaan yeh Dari hai kOi break nahi hai jO Cycle kO rOkh deta har Orat ki tarah wO bhi badtameez keh kar Chal pari

Noor Ossay baduain deta hOwa Chal phara aakhir kar puhunch hi gaya Or iS baar ganti k bajayeh darwazay kO peetnay laga

Amreen nay darwaza khOla tO nOor kO iS haal may dekh kar kaha tum jOker hO kia rOz New New Shakal bana kar ajatay hO

Noor : jab Say aap Say milla hOn tab Say yeh haal hOraha hai makan jaldi dedO warna Aik dO din may mera janaza Ot jayah ga

Amreen jO pehlay hi buhut tang thi jaldi Say kaha khair ghar to ji mila hi samjhen lkn meri kOch Shartain hain wO agar manzOor hai tO muhje kOi eteraz nahi hai

Noor : batawO g kia Shartain hai aap nay haan kardain tO aaSman Say Chand taray tOr lawOn

Amreen : maSkhara pan mat karO Or Gor Say sunO
ye jO fursh pe jo tiles lagi hain ye mere abba ke zamane ki hain inper aap chal nahi sakte kahi ganday na ho jaye
ye pani ka nal meri marhoon amma ki nishani hai ise aap use nahi ker sakte
yeh bartan meray abba ka hai is may aap pani nahipee Saktay
biStar meri prdadi ka hai is par aap late nahi Saktay
panka meray ChaCha nay gift dia tha is kO aap Chala nahi Saktay
baki aap iS ghar kO apna hi ghr Samjay karaya may aap Say buhut hi kam lOonga Sirf 10'000 rupay

Noor yeh Sab sOn kar buhut pareshan hOwa
Or dil hi dil may kehnay laga ya Allah yeh kia majra hai pehlay tO kOi makan nahi mil rha tha ab milla bhi tO yeh namOona milla hai jiS may kiSsi Cheez kO haath lagana bhi gunah hai
Or Saath hi Saath wO khuSh bhi tha kiOn k Os ki malik makan aik jawan khubsOorat larki thi
Noor nay ghuSsay may kaha madam tum nay humay kia samja howa hai pani k bartan may pani nahi pionga to kia barish ka intezar karonga k kab wo barSay or may munh khol kar pani pion
raat ko bistar par nahi sowonga to kia Chimkadar ki tarah darakht par ulta latak kar sO jawOn
agar tiles par pawon nahi rahonga to kia supar man ki tarah Orna seekhlon
lagta hai tumhara Aik nat dheela hai khOd hi sOchO yeh keSay mumkin hai

Amreen : dekhO mera demagh kharab mat karO
mujhe nahi patah meri agar yeh shart manzOor hai tO tum apna Saman andar le aawO warna jawO kahin Or jawO

Noor ( dil hi dil may soch raha tha ) yaar noor agar yahan Say gaya tO 2 nukhSan hai aik tO ghar haath Sy jayeh ga Or dOosra eSsi baChi kahin nahi millay gi kOch kar dada warna paShtayeh ga
Noor : aCha theek hai mujhe tumhari Shartain manzoor hai par meri kOch Advice hai wO maan lO

Amreen : ( dil hi dil may sOchtay hOyeh ) shakal tO ajeeb Si hai patah nahi Advice kesi dega
manhOos kahin ka keSay kuttay ki tarah dekh raha hai jesay abhi kha jayeh ga mujhe

Amreen : haan kahO kia Advice hai

Noor : dekO madam Sab Say pehlay tO aap tiles par Qaleen beChaday pankay ki jaga AC laga dain Charpai ki jaga Sofa rakhdain
Or bartan kO hata kar wahan water collar rakhdain is tarah aap ki BuzurgO ki cheezay bach jayeg gi meray haath laganay Say wO kharab nahi hOgi

Amreen : abhay gadday tOo ShehZada Saleem hai jO teray liyeh Qaleen bechaOn Or yeh bata teray baap nay meray liyeh kOnsi jaidad ChOori hai
jO teray liyeh AC or water Collar ka bandObast karOn 10 Saal
say may nay kabhi thanda pani nahi pia teray 1 meehnay k liyeh may water collar lekar awOn
agar inSan ki shakal aChi na hO tO kam say kam batain tO achi karlay

Noor barbaratay hOyeh kehnay laga Shakal tO Obama Say nahi milti par jiS tarah k Bom yeh gira rahi hai
eSsay Bom tO Amerca nay Afganistan par bhi nahi girayeh thay

Amreen : ghuSsay say kia bakwaS kar rahay hO

Noor jO k kafi Dair Say galian bardaSht kar raha tha ghuSsay may kOch kehnay wala hi tha k aChanak
Amreen ka parOsi Tari puhunch gaya

Tari : kia hai abhay Akheli larki dekh kar line mar raha hai

Noor Amreen Say ab yeh kOn hai tumhara bhai

Tari : may sab gareebO ka bhai hOn iS ghar may kOi mard nahi hai Akheli larki kO phanSa rahay hO

Noor : tum kOn hO yeh Sab kehnay walay yeh mera ghar hOgaya hai may yahan kal Say rehnay araha hOn

Amreen : array abhi tO may nay ghar dia hi nahi hai eSsay keSay Rehnay arahay hO

Noor keSay nahi dOgi iS k liyeh may Zameen aSman Aik kardOnga yeh tumhara namOona parOsi bhi mujhe rOkh nahi Sakta

Amreen ghuSsay Say tO phir mera bhi faiSla sunlO yeh ghar may tumhay kabhi nahi dOngi jawO dafa hO jawO

Noor ka ghuSsa Thanda hOwa tO khayal aaya k wO buhut kOch bOl gaya hai fOran Tari kO ghuSsa may kaha tum jeSay bewaQoof parOsi ki waja Say yeh ghar yOndi para rahay ga
may tO Sirf in kO kaChway Or khargOsh ki kahani Suna raha tha tum fazOol may beech may khOod gayeh tum jawO yar mujhe baat karnay dO Or
( Amreen kO maSka lagatay hOyeh kehnay laga ) Madam may buhut badtameezi Say paish aaya na buhut bura kia may nay yeh lO meri taraf Say yeh paan khalO narazgi khatam karlO

Amreen : may nay abhi tak paan Chabana Shuru nahi kia haan khOon ZarOor peeti hOn

Noor : array aap tO ghuSsa kar gai may tO mazaQ kar raha tha aap k parOsi kO dekh kar patah nahi mujhe kia hOgaya
dekhay aap jawan hain haSeen hain Or Sab Sy bari baat aap akhelay Rehti hai aap kO karayedar k Saath Saath Aik aChay
inSan ki bhi zarOorat hai karayedar tO buhut mil jayeh gain par meri tarah haSeen Smart Or aCha inSan nahi millay ga aap kO
baki kOch may aap ki Shartain maan leta hOn par aap bhi apni ( fazOol Or bakwaS Dil may kaha ) Shartain khatam kardain
aap Chahain tO apni Cheezain hata dain may in k bagair bhi guzara karlOnga

Amreen nay sOcha baat tO Sahi kahi hai kehnay lagi theek hai mujhe SOchnay ka waQt dain may aap kO sOch kar batawOngi

Noor : theek hai tum sOchO may zara haath munh dOlOn agar tumhari ijazat hO tO

Amreen : haan dhO lO par kOi Cheez jaib may na dal lena

Noor andar Say tayar hO kar nikla tO Amreen kO pehli baar kafi aCha laga Amreen Noor kO dekhay jarahi thi

Noor : Medam eSsay na dekhO mujhe kOch kOch hOta hai

Amreen tOra gabrai Or kaha Oyeh ziada khuSh mat hO Tumhari Shakal itni pyari nahi hai k iS kO dekha jayeh ChallO kaam ki baat karO

Noor : Medam hum gareebO kO bhi tOra khuSh hOnay dO aCha Challay batayeh aap nay kia faiSla kia hai

Amreen : abhi tO may nay sOcha nahi hai sOch rahi hOn

Noor : May nay aap ka haath tO nahi manga Makan manga hai itna SOch kiOn rahi hai aap

Amreen : aik baat batawO tum jab tak bakwaS na karO tumhara khana huzam nahi hOta kia ?

Noor : khana tO abhi khaya hi nahi hai Subha Subha naShta kia tha khana tO aap ki taraf Say hOga

Amreen : may nay kOi Zakat Center nahi khOla jawO rOad par beth jawO buhut Sara khana mil jayeh ga

Noor nay sOcha yeh tO kahani lambi hOti jarahi hai pharnay walay bhi bOre hOrahay hain behtar hai ab kaam ki baat hi ki jayeh tO kaha
Amreen g may Sirf Munh ka bura hOn Dil ka nahi aap mujhe Chand Din k liyeh makan dedain agar mujh may kOi khami nazar aayeh tO aap shOk Say
makan ki Chabi wapiS lelena mera wada hai kabhi aap kO meri waja Say takleef nahi hOgi

Amreen nay yeh suna Or thOra sa sOchnay k bad kaha aCha theek hai 1 hafty k time par tumhay makan dia agar kOi ghar bhar ki tO phir
tum khOd zimedar hOgay
Or Aik baat Or tum dil k tO aChay hO manti hOn par Munh k bhi itnay buray nahi hO Or Noor kO Chabi dekar muskuratay hOyeh Challi gai

Noor nay Chabi li Or zOr ka nara lagaya yahOooooooooooo hansi tO phanSi \:D/\:D/\:D/\:D/
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hwz u all hope u all will not fine kisi na kisi ko kharish to zaror hogi..........lolx (kidding)

we are here with our dialouge............


AT BARBAR SHOP
REDVIRUS = CUSTOMER (SHEEDA)
AJ RAEES = BARBAR (MEEDA)

the situation is k AJ RAEES = BARBAR (MEEDA) ki dukan pe uska ek dost REDVIRUS = CUSTOMER (SHEEDA) ata hai jo hr bar AJ RAEES = BARBAR (MEEDA) sy muft main shave or cutting karva k chala jata hai AJ RAEES =BARBAR (MEEDA) ko bato main laga k aj b AJ RAEES ny apni dukan subha subha kholi to uska yahe muftkhora dost a gya subha subha customer ban k............ nw jo dialouge huye wo ye hain !
so here it is goes hope u will enjoi.........

MEEDA ny subha subha apni dukan kholi or subha subha us ka pehla customer a gya SHEEDA..........

SHEEDA: (sheeshy main apni shakal dekhty huye) kinna sona mainu rab ny bnaya g kary vekh da rava........ ;):-bd
MEEDA: aby kya subha subha apni shakal dekh raha hai tu chahy TAIZAAB sy b mu dho ly apna rang tera phir b saf ni hona........... :D:))
SHEEDA : or suna MEEDY kya hal hai tera kal raat b biwi sy littar pary hain ya ghar sy bahir soya tha .......... ;)
MEEDA: kyu meri biwi ka mazak uraty ho meri biwi ny to kal meri bht khidmat ki sari raat meri tangain dubati rahe LAKRI K DANDY SY........{(order)} :|
SHEEDA: hahaha is ka matlb hai k kal raat tery ghar main khoob dhool bajta raha hai...... :)):-bd
MEEDA : ab kam ki bat kar ye fazzol tareefain na kar.
SHEEDA :yar aj date pe jana hai new setting k sath :x thora cheekna kar dy k bacchi mjy dekhty sath he latto ho jaye mjh pe........... :)
MEEDA : aby wo latto to ni mgr behosh zaror ho jaye gi tjy dekh k.............. ;)
SHEEDA: kyu main itna khubsurat hoon kya? :eek:
MEEDA : tu itna ni bl k bht KHOOFSURAT hai............. :))
SHEEDA: MEEDY agr aisi batain kary ga:mad: to main phir peechly bar ki trha tujy paisy ni doon ga :p
MEEDA: tu ny paisy diye he kab hain aj tk jab sy paida hua hai udhar pe chal rha hai. =D>
SHEEDA: yahe to bary logo ki nishaniya hoti hain teri trha ni JORU KA GHULAM .......... :))
MEEDA : aby SHEEDY main pehly bol raha hoon is bar main paisy loon ga tjh sy shave k......... {(angry)}
SHEEDA : aby rota kyu hain tu meri shave kar main teri shave kar doon ga hissab baraber {:)P)}
MEEDA :aby meri biwi ny nai jooti lyni hai........
SHEEDA : tjy marny k liye ? :D HA HA HA HA {(laugh)}{(order)}
MEEDA :aby us ny paisy mangy thy mjh sy bola hai aj shaam tk na laye to ghar b mat ana :(
SHEEDA : tu fikar na kar bahir footpath pe so jana waisy b aj kal raat ko mosam bht thanda ho jata hai........ =))
MEEDA: tu mjy honsla mat dy paisy dy bs........... {(doh)}
SHEEDA: yar tu mjy cheekna to kar tery paisy b 1, 2 saal tk tjy mil he jaye gy............ :-bd yar wo rang gora karny wali safeed cream b laga dai zara c :-h
MEEDHA : koi faida ni tera rang itna kala hai k wo cream b kali ho jati hai tery mu pe lagany sy........ >:)
SHEEDA : tu mazak ura raha hai mera kya?:mad:
MEEDA :ni teri tareef kar raha hoon...... {(silly3)}
SHEEDA : acha acha phir theak hai.... {(silly)}
MEEDA : le ho gai teri shave ab jaib dheli kar..........
SHEEDA : tu b na MEEDY main isi wja sy apni kameez main jaib ni rakta na jaib hogi na log jaib dheli karny ka bolain gy..........{:)P)}
MEEDA : aby bhag yaha sy bukhy nangy muft main shave karva jata hai hr bar.............. {(angry)}
SHEEDA : tu hmesha bhaga dyta hai to shave to muft main he hogi na :p acha ab wo thori cream he mal dy :p
MEEDA : aby bhag yaha sy jo khidmat meri hue na kal raat biwi sy wo khidmat main teri kar dun ga ab.........{(phy)} :mad:
SHEEDA : aby tu to mjy aisy bhaga raha hai jaisy main ny teri dhooti main pathakha chor diya ho............ {()|dddd
MEEDA : ab bhag ja or dubara mat ana yaha pe jab tk k shave na karvani ho............. lolx {(wallbash)}aj teri wja sy phir mjy ghar sy bahir sona pary ga {()|eqd
SHEEDA : to biwi sy wo dandy wali khidmat karvany sy to acha hai tm ghar sy bahir raho............ {}{:p




due to shortage of time i couldn't give it a length n make it more funny...........

message for my partner i have done it !!! guyx u enjoi it!
 
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