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recently mai n meri frnd baten karey they n hum log apni old funny scenes yaad karrey they.... jis main se ye wala scene (jo bataney wali hon) i found the most hilarious 1...

so hum log ka Mid-term test hora tha.... so it was like true/false questions... multiple choice questions.. n short answers they... so teacher ne questions numbers thore diff style main kari thi... k jse Multiple choice questions ka last question # 68 tha n then short questions/ans ka 71 se start kara so paper per 69 and 70 nhi they....

so i was stuck on question number 68... mai ko is ka ans nahi ata tha... so maine frnd ko ishara kara n poocha k is ka ans kia hai... but wo meri baat nahi samjhi to maine paper ki side per baraa sa Q-69 likh diya... n i din realized k kia likhaa... after a while wo apne paper ko dekha or thori der baad usne professor ko bolaliya... i got shocked k ye kia karri hai ... maine jaldi se jo likhe usko erase karni lagi then i realized maine wrong # likh diya n ye wala # ka question nahi hai... kher utne main professor us k paas agaye....

n usne professor se question kara :D ... "Sir, where is question number 69?? I dont have it" :D .. when i heard her question i started laughing continuously :D... professor n my frnd dono mazey se question # 69 dhnd ne lagey :D .. then professor meri taraf turn hua n usne mera paper dekha... then he turned back to her n said "U know what leave question # 69... n do the others :p ... no bdy have that" :D

us k is question ki wajah se meri hasi b control nahi hori thi... that was the only paper jo maine barey hastey hastey diya :D .

at last jab mai prof ko return karne gie test to usne mujhse pocha "how did u on question # 69?" :D lollxx....


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recently mai n meri frnd baten karey they n hum log apni old funny scenes yaad karrey they.... jis main se ye wala scene (jo bataney wali hon) i found the most hilarious 1...

so hum log ka Mid-term test hora tha.... so it was like true/false questions... multiple choice questions.. n short answers they... so teacher ne questions numbers thore diff style main kari thi... k jse Multiple choice questions ka last question # 68 tha n then short questions/ans ka 71 se start kara so paper per 69 and 70 nhi they....

so i was stuck on question number 68... mai ko is ka ans nahi ata tha... so maine frnd ko ishara kara n poocha k is ka ans kia hai... but wo meri baat nahi samjhi to maine paper ki side per baraa sa Q-69 likh diya... n i din realized k kia likhaa... after a while wo apne paper ko dekha or thori der baad usne professor ko bolaliya... i got shocked k ye kia karri hai ... maine jaldi se jo likhe usko erase karni lagi then i realized maine wrong # likh diya n ye wala # ka question nahi hai... kher utne main professor us k paas agaye....

n usne professor se question kara :D ... "Sir, where is question number 69?? I dont have it" :D .. when i heard her question i started laughing continuously :D... professor n my frnd dono mazey se question # 69 dhnd ne lagey :D .. then professor meri taraf turn hua n usne mera paper dekha... then he turned back to her n said "U know what leave question # 69... n do the others :p ... no bdy have that" :D

us k is question ki wajah se meri hasi b control nahi hori thi... that was the only paper jo maine barey hastey hastey diya :D .

at last jab mai prof ko return karne gie test to usne mujhse pocha "how did u on question # 69?" :D lollxx....


@Mahiya @Nelly @Hoorain @Sabah @Atif-adi @Shiraz-Khan @ChoCo
hahaha lolxxx :)) koi bat nhi paper ki tension mien demagh thik sy kam karna chor deta hai aksir :p
 

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recently mai n meri frnd baten karey they n hum log apni old funny scenes yaad karrey they.... jis main se ye wala scene (jo bataney wali hon) i found the most hilarious 1...

so hum log ka Mid-term test hora tha.... so it was like true/false questions... multiple choice questions.. n short answers they... so teacher ne questions numbers thore diff style main kari thi... k jse Multiple choice questions ka last question # 68 tha n then short questions/ans ka 71 se start kara so paper per 69 and 70 nhi they....

so i was stuck on question number 68... mai ko is ka ans nahi ata tha... so maine frnd ko ishara kara n poocha k is ka ans kia hai... but wo meri baat nahi samjhi to maine paper ki side per baraa sa Q-69 likh diya... n i din realized k kia likhaa... after a while wo apne paper ko dekha or thori der baad usne professor ko bolaliya... i got shocked k ye kia karri hai ... maine jaldi se jo likhe usko erase karni lagi then i realized maine wrong # likh diya n ye wala # ka question nahi hai... kher utne main professor us k paas agaye....

n usne professor se question kara :D ... "Sir, where is question number 69?? I dont have it" :D .. when i heard her question i started laughing continuously :D... professor n my frnd dono mazey se question # 69 dhnd ne lagey :D .. then professor meri taraf turn hua n usne mera paper dekha... then he turned back to her n said "U know what leave question # 69... n do the others :p ... no bdy have that" :D

us k is question ki wajah se meri hasi b control nahi hori thi... that was the only paper jo maine barey hastey hastey diya :D .

at last jab mai prof ko return karne gie test to usne mujhse pocha "how did u on question # 69?" :D lollxx....


@Mahiya @Nelly @Hoorain @Sabah @Atif-adi @Shiraz-Khan @ChoCo
hahaha interesting :p
 
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recently mai n meri frnd baten karey they n hum log apni old funny scenes yaad karrey they.... jis main se ye wala scene (jo bataney wali hon) i found the most hilarious 1...

so hum log ka Mid-term test hora tha.... so it was like true/false questions... multiple choice questions.. n short answers they... so teacher ne questions numbers thore diff style main kari thi... k jse Multiple choice questions ka last question # 68 tha n then short questions/ans ka 71 se start kara so paper per 69 and 70 nhi they....

so i was stuck on question number 68... mai ko is ka ans nahi ata tha... so maine frnd ko ishara kara n poocha k is ka ans kia hai... but wo meri baat nahi samjhi to maine paper ki side per baraa sa Q-69 likh diya... n i din realized k kia likhaa... after a while wo apne paper ko dekha or thori der baad usne professor ko bolaliya... i got shocked k ye kia karri hai ... maine jaldi se jo likhe usko erase karni lagi then i realized maine wrong # likh diya n ye wala # ka question nahi hai... kher utne main professor us k paas agaye....

n usne professor se question kara :D ... "Sir, where is question number 69?? I dont have it" :D .. when i heard her question i started laughing continuously :D... professor n my frnd dono mazey se question # 69 dhnd ne lagey :D .. then professor meri taraf turn hua n usne mera paper dekha... then he turned back to her n said "U know what leave question # 69... n do the others :p ... no bdy have that" :D

us k is question ki wajah se meri hasi b control nahi hori thi... that was the only paper jo maine barey hastey hastey diya :D .

at last jab mai prof ko return karne gie test to usne mujhse pocha "how did u on question # 69?" :D lollxx....


@Mahiya @Nelly @Hoorain @Sabah @Atif-adi @Shiraz-Khan @ChoCo
hahaha hud hai, lekin asal mei aap tu question 68 mei stuck the jesay 69 likha tu uska answer mela bhi k nai? :p
 

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recently mai n meri frnd baten karey they n hum log apni old funny scenes yaad karrey they.... jis main se ye wala scene (jo bataney wali hon) i found the most hilarious 1...

so hum log ka Mid-term test hora tha.... so it was like true/false questions... multiple choice questions.. n short answers they... so teacher ne questions numbers thore diff style main kari thi... k jse Multiple choice questions ka last question # 68 tha n then short questions/ans ka 71 se start kara so paper per 69 and 70 nhi they....

so i was stuck on question number 68... mai ko is ka ans nahi ata tha... so maine frnd ko ishara kara n poocha k is ka ans kia hai... but wo meri baat nahi samjhi to maine paper ki side per baraa sa Q-69 likh diya... n i din realized k kia likhaa... after a while wo apne paper ko dekha or thori der baad usne professor ko bolaliya... i got shocked k ye kia karri hai ... maine jaldi se jo likhe usko erase karni lagi then i realized maine wrong # likh diya n ye wala # ka question nahi hai... kher utne main professor us k paas agaye....

n usne professor se question kara :D ... "Sir, where is question number 69?? I dont have it" :D .. when i heard her question i started laughing continuously :D... professor n my frnd dono mazey se question # 69 dhnd ne lagey :D .. then professor meri taraf turn hua n usne mera paper dekha... then he turned back to her n said "U know what leave question # 69... n do the others :p ... no bdy have that" :D

us k is question ki wajah se meri hasi b control nahi hori thi... that was the only paper jo maine barey hastey hastey diya :D .

at last jab mai prof ko return karne gie test to usne mujhse pocha "how did u on question # 69?" :D lollxx....


@Mahiya @Nelly @Hoorain @Sabah @Atif-adi @Shiraz-Khan @ChoCo
hahaha.... nice one :D
 
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Aik din ma apnay bhatejay ko lay kar bhai k clinic k bahir betha hua tha(mera bhateja uss waqt 3 saaday 3 saal ka tha)
hamaray sath mera aik cousin b betha hua tha,achanak meray bhatejay ne sarrak k paar ki taraf ungli kar k rona shuru kar diya..dekha to sarrak k paar aik aadmi guzar raha tha jo pateessa type koi cheez bech raha tha,ye meray bhatejay ki paki adat thee k kisi phairy walay ko janay nahi deta tha aur cheez lay kar chhorta tha aur iss chakar main wo mujhe milnay wala jaib kharch b urra deta tha,lekon ma b kabi kabi uss k sath aik game khelta tha aur uss din b ma ne wohi game khelna shuru ki aur jan boojh kar ahista ahista uss aadmi ko awazain denay laga k "ruko bhai hum ne tum se cheez leni ha"
ahista awazain denay ka maqsad ye tha k wo admi sunay na aur chala jaaye aur ma apnay bhatejay se keh sakoon k wo to ab chala gaya ha,ma pehlay b jab ye drama apnay bhatejay k sath karta tha to boht kamiyab rehta tha magar uss din pass bethay hue meray cousin ko meray iss dramay ki samajh na aai aur wo kehnay laga.."aray bhai,bacha ro raha ha aur aap se aik banda nahi ruk raha" ma ne ussko isharon main bhetra samjhanay ki kosish ki k ma jan boojh kar aisa kar raha hoon magar wo na samjha aur josh k sath utha aur sarrak k pass ja kar zor zor se uss admi ko awazain denay laga,usski awazon se wo admi ruk gaya,mujhe apnay cousin par boht ghussa aaya magar ab char o nachar uthna parra aur ma apnay bhatejay ko utha kar cousin k sath ja kar khara ho gaya aur sarrak paar karnay k lie hum traffic k kam honay ka intazar karnay lagay,hum jis jagha kharay thay wahan se shied abi abi bhenson ka guzar hua tha jinho ne toilet main janay ki zehmat gawara nahi ki thee aur sarrak par he apni nishaniyan gobar ki shakal main chori hui theen,achanak 1 taiz raftar toyota aaya aur usska phiya gobar par parra to gobar urr kar meray aur meray bhtejay aur cousin k chehron aur jismon par parra aur hamaray chehron aur kapron par nayab qisam k naqsh o nigar ban gae,jo log b humain dekh rahay thay wo khoob hans rahay thay,mera cousin to ussi waqt ghar bhag gaya magar mera bhateja iss nazuk surat hal main b bazidd tha k ma ne wo cheez leni he leni ha,ma ne phir sarrak paar ki aur uss waqt mujhe aur ziada ghussa aaya jab ma ne dekha k wo phairy wala b hamari taraf dekh kar hans hans kar lot pot ho raha tha,yeni...
"Maray thay jin k lie,wo rahay hanstay"
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Aik din ma apnay bhatejay ko lay kar bhai k clinic k bahir betha hua tha(mera bhateja uss waqt 3 saaday 3 saal ka tha)
hamaray sath mera aik cousin b betha hua tha,achanak meray bhatejay ne sarrak k paar ki taraf ungli kar k rona shuru kar diya..dekha to sarrak k paar aik aadmi guzar raha tha jo pateessa type koi cheez bech raha tha,ye meray bhatejay ki paki adat thee k kisi phairy walay ko janay nahi deta tha aur cheez lay kar chhorta tha aur iss chakar main wo mujhe milnay wala jaib kharch b urra deta tha,lekon ma b kabi kabi uss k sath aik game khelta tha aur uss din b ma ne wohi game khelna shuru ki aur jan boojh kar ahista ahista uss aadmi ko awazain denay laga k "ruko bhai hum ne tum se cheez leni ha"
ahista awazain denay ka maqsad ye tha k wo admi sunay na aur chala jaaye aur ma apnay bhatejay se keh sakoon k wo to ab chala gaya ha,ma pehlay b jab ye drama apnay bhatejay k sath karta tha to boht kamiyab rehta tha magar uss din pass bethay hue meray cousin ko meray iss dramay ki samajh na aai aur wo kehnay laga.."aray bhai,bacha ro raha ha aur aap se aik banda nahi ruk raha" ma ne ussko isharon main bhetra samjhanay ki kosish ki k ma jan boojh kar aisa kar raha hoon magar wo na samjha aur josh k sath utha aur sarrak k pass ja kar zor zor se uss admi ko awazain denay laga,usski awazon se wo admi ruk gaya,mujhe apnay cousin par boht ghussa aaya magar ab char o nachar uthna parra aur ma apnay bhatejay ko utha kar cousin k sath ja kar khara ho gaya aur sarrak paar karnay k lie hum traffic k kam honay ka intazar karnay lagay,hum jis jagha kharay thay wahan se shied abi abi bhenson ka guzar hua tha jinho ne toilet main janay ki zehmat gawara nahi ki thee aur sarrak par he apni nishaniyan gobar ki shakal main chori hui theen,achanak 1 taiz raftar toyota aaya aur usska phiya gobar par parra to gobar urr kar meray aur meray bhtejay aur cousin k chehron aur jismon par parra aur hamaray chehron aur kapron par nayab qisam k naqsh o nigar ban gae,jo log b humain dekh rahay thay wo khoob hans rahay thay,mera cousin to ussi waqt ghar bhag gaya magar mera bhateja iss nazuk surat hal main b bazidd tha k ma ne wo cheez leni he leni ha,ma ne phir sarrak paar ki aur uss waqt mujhe aur ziada ghussa aaya jab ma ne dekha k wo phairy wala b hamari taraf dekh kar hans hans kar lot pot ho raha tha,yeni...
"Maray thay jin k lie,wo rahay hanstay"
@Mahiya @Hoorain @Pari @Shiraz-Khan @Nelly @ChoCo
hahahahaha interesting {}{456 gobar k nishan lolxxxxxx :p bachy k sath chalki ki saza :p good luck {(dance)}
 

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Aik din ma apnay bhatejay ko lay kar bhai k clinic k bahir betha hua tha(mera bhateja uss waqt 3 saaday 3 saal ka tha)
hamaray sath mera aik cousin b betha hua tha,achanak meray bhatejay ne sarrak k paar ki taraf ungli kar k rona shuru kar diya..dekha to sarrak k paar aik aadmi guzar raha tha jo pateessa type koi cheez bech raha tha,ye meray bhatejay ki paki adat thee k kisi phairy walay ko janay nahi deta tha aur cheez lay kar chhorta tha aur iss chakar main wo mujhe milnay wala jaib kharch b urra deta tha,lekon ma b kabi kabi uss k sath aik game khelta tha aur uss din b ma ne wohi game khelna shuru ki aur jan boojh kar ahista ahista uss aadmi ko awazain denay laga k "ruko bhai hum ne tum se cheez leni ha"
ahista awazain denay ka maqsad ye tha k wo admi sunay na aur chala jaaye aur ma apnay bhatejay se keh sakoon k wo to ab chala gaya ha,ma pehlay b jab ye drama apnay bhatejay k sath karta tha to boht kamiyab rehta tha magar uss din pass bethay hue meray cousin ko meray iss dramay ki samajh na aai aur wo kehnay laga.."aray bhai,bacha ro raha ha aur aap se aik banda nahi ruk raha" ma ne ussko isharon main bhetra samjhanay ki kosish ki k ma jan boojh kar aisa kar raha hoon magar wo na samjha aur josh k sath utha aur sarrak k pass ja kar zor zor se uss admi ko awazain denay laga,usski awazon se wo admi ruk gaya,mujhe apnay cousin par boht ghussa aaya magar ab char o nachar uthna parra aur ma apnay bhatejay ko utha kar cousin k sath ja kar khara ho gaya aur sarrak paar karnay k lie hum traffic k kam honay ka intazar karnay lagay,hum jis jagha kharay thay wahan se shied abi abi bhenson ka guzar hua tha jinho ne toilet main janay ki zehmat gawara nahi ki thee aur sarrak par he apni nishaniyan gobar ki shakal main chori hui theen,achanak 1 taiz raftar toyota aaya aur usska phiya gobar par parra to gobar urr kar meray aur meray bhtejay aur cousin k chehron aur jismon par parra aur hamaray chehron aur kapron par nayab qisam k naqsh o nigar ban gae,jo log b humain dekh rahay thay wo khoob hans rahay thay,mera cousin to ussi waqt ghar bhag gaya magar mera bhateja iss nazuk surat hal main b bazidd tha k ma ne wo cheez leni he leni ha,ma ne phir sarrak paar ki aur uss waqt mujhe aur ziada ghussa aaya jab ma ne dekha k wo phairy wala b hamari taraf dekh kar hans hans kar lot pot ho raha tha,yeni...
"Maray thay jin k lie,wo rahay hanstay"
@Mahiya @Hoorain @Pari @Shiraz-Khan @Nelly @ChoCo

cchhiiiiii :p
 
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