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Kiya Hoga...
chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga


IT Poetry...
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file


Phole Gulab Ka...
Phool gulab ka hath say sarak gaya,
Buddi nai aankh mari budda latak gaya


Jis Waqt
Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga,
eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga,
phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay,
phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga


Main So Rahi Thi
Mein so rahi thi to darwaza khat khataya mein nay socha Mera dil aayaa lkin darwaza khola to bijli kaa bill aayaa

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere piyaar mein kutta ban gaya hoon Tere piyaar mein yaqeen nahin aata to suun..bhaoo bhaoo


Before Marriage u're Azaaaadd butttttt after
marriage u're Barbad.....
1) 1st Year of Marriage:
Husband speaks, wife listen.

2nd Year of Marriage:
Wife speaks, husband listen.

3rd Year of Marriage:
Both speaks, Neighbours listen'...!

4)shaadi se pehle , " Maine Pyar Kiya "
shaadi ke baad , " Yeh Maine Kya Kiya "!!!!
)


Before marriage
Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Taj mahal banana chahta hoon,
Likin Mumtaz nahi milti....
After marriage
Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Taj mahal banana chahta hoon,
Likin Mumtaz nahi marti....


Mizahiya Shayeri:

I am a girl, why not a boy? I play with books and study about toys. I fly on the earth and walk in the sky. Yesterday night,I saw a sun. In the morning,I ate a gun. I am beautiful but seems ugly, all my friends call me lovely. My friend's name is Bina, I call her Tina. I know English but in Urdu, I met a Christian but he was a Hindu.
(Submitted By :Faiza wafa )

Ajj anwer dafattan khayal aya hai us murgh ka shorrba piiney key bad aur bootian khaney key bad allah allah ek berqi sard khaney key tufail us ney kitni umer pai zibah hu janey key baad
(Submitted By :Faizan )

Kuch aisa kar duniya mein kadardaan meherbaan jis gali sey guzrey awaz aaye abba jaan abba jan
(Submitted By: Osman Ghani )

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per

Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara

Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar

Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye

Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar

Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh

Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen

Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya
 
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