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Blue_Sky

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Sep 25, 2010
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Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my Parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
 

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Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my Parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
heheheheh :D
 
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Fantasy

~ The Rebel
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Sep 13, 2011
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Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my Parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
=)) ye to wohi baat hui na

Door bell baji

@Shiraz-Khan bro: koun hy
Police: hum police waly bahir aye ap sy baat krni hy
SK bro: aap kitny aadmi haen
police: 2
SK bro : to aapas me bat ker lo =))

@Hoorain @Rubi @xortica_ @Fanii @attiya @Azeyy
 

Blue_Sky

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Super Star
Sep 25, 2010
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1 Chinese ,
1 Gora 
aur
1 Miya bhai
ship me ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: "Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!"

Chinese ne memory card phenka

Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya ..

Gore ne suei pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..

Miya bhai ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. "batao mere aaaka main haar gaya," 
Miya bhai bola: "main bhi tera baap hu, maine "Disprin" ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, Ghar Chal
Bohot Kaam Pada He!!"
 
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