Pathan

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Rana-M-Rehman

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Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?

Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?

Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
Geo Pathan…
 

Rana-M-Rehman

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1 Pathaan fish le k aya. Bili use kha gai. Us ko gusa aya, us ne doodh wala patila utha kr us k agay rakh diya or bola
“Isko bhee p ja. tum ko phulberi niklay”
 

Rana-M-Rehman

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In your Heart
'Teacher: Do mai sai do nikale tou kitnai bachai?
Pathan :hum ko sawal samjh nai aaya
Teacher :agar tumhare pas do rotiyan then aur tum dono kha gai tou kya bacha?
Pathan: saalan
 

Rana-M-Rehman

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In your Heart
'Pathan: Dr. sahb 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar hua tha

Dr:tu ab kiya hua?

Pathan:yahan se guzar raha tha socha poch lon k

ap ne Nahane ko mana kia tha, ab naha Lon
 

Rana-M-Rehman

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'1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD

k liy Dua mangta raha

1 din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola

“khan Tuh Khuda ka wasta hy pehly SHADI to kr ly…..!!”
 

Rana-M-Rehman

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In your Heart
'Pathan ki BIWI ne Pathan ko SMS kiya:

“Ghar kb aa rahe hoo..?
Msg ker k batao…!!”

Pathan ne SMS me likha:

“Ni bata sakta balance kam he..”'
 
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