A Polosh Man gets married to an American Lady, (even though his english is not good)
After 2 years he goes to a solicitor for a divorce.
Lawyer: What grounds you got?
Man: 2 Acres with a house
Lawyer: no, I mean what is the foundations of the case?
Man: Cement
Lawyer: Why do you wanna divorce?
Man: because she is gonna kill me
Lawyer: What makes you to say that?
Man: I have got proof.
Lawyer: What proof?
Man: She is gonna poison me.
Lawyer: But how do you know?
Man: She bought if from a drugstore and has kept the bottle on a shelf in the bathroom.
Lawyer: What does it say on the bottle?
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Man: "POLISH REMOVER"
After 2 years he goes to a solicitor for a divorce.
Lawyer: What grounds you got?
Man: 2 Acres with a house
Lawyer: no, I mean what is the foundations of the case?
Man: Cement
Lawyer: Why do you wanna divorce?
Man: because she is gonna kill me
Lawyer: What makes you to say that?
Man: I have got proof.
Lawyer: What proof?
Man: She is gonna poison me.
Lawyer: But how do you know?
Man: She bought if from a drugstore and has kept the bottle on a shelf in the bathroom.
Lawyer: What does it say on the bottle?
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Man: "POLISH REMOVER"
