1. Friend - Sardar aapko kabhi kisi se pyar huva?
Sardar - Ha..yar , Par vo manti nahi..
Friend - Kya kehti hai?
Sardar – kehti hai, I LOVE U 2, pata nahi vo doosra kameena kaun hai?
2. 1 din Sardar ne ek bahuth sundar ladki ko dekha aur socha...
Bahuth socha...
.
Kya socha??
Kaash!!Ye meri Maa hoti to my bhi itna sundar hota!!
3. Sardar got a job of TRAFFIC POLICE.
He was dismissed on the first day. But why?
Becos, he stopped an AMBULANCE and fined it for OVERSPEED!!
4. Sardar attending an interview in a software company.
Manager – Do u know MS Office?
Sardar – If u give me the address I will go there sir..!!
5. A Sardar killed DEER and cooked it. He didn’t tell his kids what it
is.
He gave a clue “It is what ur mom calls me”
Son screamed – “Koi mat khana..KUTTA hai..!!”
Sardar - Ha..yar , Par vo manti nahi..
Friend - Kya kehti hai?
Sardar – kehti hai, I LOVE U 2, pata nahi vo doosra kameena kaun hai?
2. 1 din Sardar ne ek bahuth sundar ladki ko dekha aur socha...
Bahuth socha...
.
Kya socha??
Kaash!!Ye meri Maa hoti to my bhi itna sundar hota!!
3. Sardar got a job of TRAFFIC POLICE.
He was dismissed on the first day. But why?
Becos, he stopped an AMBULANCE and fined it for OVERSPEED!!
4. Sardar attending an interview in a software company.
Manager – Do u know MS Office?
Sardar – If u give me the address I will go there sir..!!
5. A Sardar killed DEER and cooked it. He didn’t tell his kids what it
is.
He gave a clue “It is what ur mom calls me”
Son screamed – “Koi mat khana..KUTTA hai..!!”