A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:"Fill Up In Capital.".
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light !"
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
On a romantic date sardars girl friend asks him:
"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said: "Sure ! What's your phone number?"
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote:"Due To Rain, No Match!"
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:"Fill Up In Capital.".
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light !"
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
On a romantic date sardars girl friend asks him:
"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said: "Sure ! What's your phone number?"
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote:"Due To Rain, No Match!"
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
