An Indian lady (NRI) returned from
the US to India and is window-shopping in Delhi.
Suddenly she realizes she is late
for an appointment. She is not
wearing a watch so she sees a small
shop on the roadside and asks in a
very American accent of the
sardar owner "Wot's the tyme?"
The sardar is a very patriotic man
and hates desis / Indians who put
up a foreign accent.
He replies in the same
American accent,
"Bra-panties."
Confused the lady asks again,
"No! No! Wot's the tyme?"
The sardar again answers back,
in the same accent, "Bra-panties."
Seeing the confusion between the two,
another sardar comes to the
rescue of the lady and says,
"O papaji, tusi samajh nahin paaye"
" Kudi puuch rahii hai,
kinna time hua!!"
The angry sardar shouts back at him,
"Abe paji, tow main bhi to oonoo
time hee Bata rahan hu
– barah payntis (12.35)
the US to India and is window-shopping in Delhi.
Suddenly she realizes she is late
for an appointment. She is not
wearing a watch so she sees a small
shop on the roadside and asks in a
very American accent of the
sardar owner "Wot's the tyme?"
The sardar is a very patriotic man
and hates desis / Indians who put
up a foreign accent.
He replies in the same
American accent,
"Bra-panties."
Confused the lady asks again,
"No! No! Wot's the tyme?"
The sardar again answers back,
in the same accent, "Bra-panties."
Seeing the confusion between the two,
another sardar comes to the
rescue of the lady and says,
"O papaji, tusi samajh nahin paaye"
" Kudi puuch rahii hai,
kinna time hua!!"
The angry sardar shouts back at him,
"Abe paji, tow main bhi to oonoo
time hee Bata rahan hu
– barah payntis (12.35)