Some Funny Jokes

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2 Dost Suicide karne gae,
Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!"
Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.



How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion:
"I'll drink poison n let lion to eat me."
O' bolo ta ra ra.



A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married,
Guess what they named them...
"Jo Hua, So Hua."


Wife : Honey... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.


Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega.....
Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya
hoga....???


Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye, isse pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.


Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!


Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!


Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.



Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.



Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.



Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.



1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions



Man before Marriage I like Airtel....”Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network
Follows."



Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
 
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