Masti k fundey with friends
Dosto
bohat bara panga lera hoon iss umeed per k app bura maney wali machine ko thori dair k liye switch off ker k sirf enjoy kerney wali machine ko plug-in kardeingay
To shirooo karein
Aap Loug Bhi Isi Thread Mien Kuch Apnay Edited Joke Post Karain And Hansain Aur Hansaayein
chiragh Bhai k Bachat k tareeqy
@S_chiragh Bhai ney bachon se kaha, jo raat ka khana nahi khaye ga main us ko 1 rupiya dun gi. sab bache 1 rope ki khatir bhoke so gaye. Subha nashte ke waqt Chiragh ne sab ko aik aik ropya diya or phir bolien, nashta usi ko mile ga jo aik rupiya wapis kare ga.
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bhikari ne @Star24 se kaha. mujhe kuch khane ko mil sakta hay?
kal ka salan kha lo gey? star ne poucha.
bhikari bola, jee han koi harj nahi.
Star ne kaha, acha to phir kal aa jana LOL {)^})
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GF: If I die what will u do?
Dawn : Main paagal ho jaun ga!
GF: Will u make another girl friend after I die?
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@Dawn : Pagal
tu kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaqa ?
@Fahadd : Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore Rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do.
Jinn: Aaaqa, hukum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!
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Teacher: .. Choco wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrat nahi piyo gay,
@ChoCo : nahi peyon ga
Teacher: girls ka picha nahi karo gay
Choco : nahi karonga
Teacher: girls say friend ship nahi karogay
Choco : nahi karonga
Teacher: or watan pe zindagi qurban karogay
Choco : Kar donga ,aisi zindagi ka or karna bhi kya hai................
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Once @Mahen got sick and she went to the doctor
On her 02nd visit to doctor…
Dr: ab kaisi tabiyat hai
mahen : abhi theek nahi hoi doc {(nooo)}
Dr: acha dawa peeli thi
Mahen : nahi dawa to laal thi… inocent pan
Dr: no no I mean dawa khali thi J
Mahen: nahi dr sahib dawa to bhari hoi thi{(crazy})
Dr: kia dawa leli thi
Mahen : jee medical store sey leli thi{(la24)}
Dr: ufffffff listen Mahen maney jo dawa likh ker di thi jo u ney medical store sey leli thi or khali bhi nahi thi or peeli bhi nahi thi wo dawa tumney istemal ki thi kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???
Mahen : … nahi uss per likha tha tamam dawaien bacho ki pohanch sey door rukhien or mae to abhi……
Dr fainted \m/
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ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:
FRENCH: I Think, I don't Smoke (KILLED)
AMERICAN: I Think, I Love Taliban.(KILLED)
@Nelly : I Think (KILLED) LOL ....
@Ally "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoye Pakra Gaya.
Logon Ne Bohat Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?b-(
@Ally ko Kuch Samajh Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi "
Baaki Jo Reh Gaye Woh Khush Mat Hon Kal Ka Wait Karain