asslam o alaikum to all fm team i need funny dialogue between teacher and student in classroom ...in urdu .... so plzzzz
umm search kiya hay maineasslam o alaikum to all fm team i need funny dialogue between teacher and student in classroom ...in urdu .... so plzzzz
no yr ye tou short short ha .. muje aik hi chhaiye ...... koi ha yahan jo funny dialogue khud s likh skta ho plz tag to him or herumm search kiya hay maine
ye kuch mile
Teacher: “What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask a question in English, answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.
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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him
then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? “
Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs3/kg…Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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plzzz mood bna len itni request kr ri hnu know what mera interview chal rha hy me waha b ans ni kar rha or jab mood ni hota to me apny kam b ni karta
aray school man bachon ko prepare krna ha dialogues pe nd muje nai ata tbi bolaakhir aesa kya hy
ok let me try but kal tkaray school man bachon ko prepare krna ha dialogues pe nd muje nai ata tbi bola
ok thek ha thankuu so muchok let me try but kal tk
ahan suree go aheadhmm... pure urdu mae mazy ka nahi bnta gulaabi urdu wala bana skti hun