Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #41 The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw! Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana.. Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.{)ooo(}
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw! Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana.. Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.{)ooo(}
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #42 Samajhne ki Koshish karo. Mujhe Tang Mat Karo. Mujhe Akela Chhor Do. Kal Raat Tumhari Wajah Se Main So Nahi Saka. Mat Khelo Meri Zindagi K Sath. Ok? Ye Sab Pathan, Ek Machhar se Keh Raha Tha
Samajhne ki Koshish karo. Mujhe Tang Mat Karo. Mujhe Akela Chhor Do. Kal Raat Tumhari Wajah Se Main So Nahi Saka. Mat Khelo Meri Zindagi K Sath. Ok? Ye Sab Pathan, Ek Machhar se Keh Raha Tha
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #43 Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha: Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai? Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi! Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.
Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha: Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai? Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi! Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #44 Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya. Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi karta Hoga. Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko
Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya. Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi karta Hoga. Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #45 Pathan Chappal Aagy Rakh k Namaz Parh Raha Tha: Ek Aadmi ne Kaha: Chappal Aagy Rakhny se Namaz Nahi Hoti... Pathan: Aur Peeche Rakhny se Chappal Nahi Hoti
Pathan Chappal Aagy Rakh k Namaz Parh Raha Tha: Ek Aadmi ne Kaha: Chappal Aagy Rakhny se Namaz Nahi Hoti... Pathan: Aur Peeche Rakhny se Chappal Nahi Hoti
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #46 Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail" Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha: Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.
Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail" Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha: Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #47 QATIL: Try Krna Umar Qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho. Pathan Lawyer: Don't Worry. After Court: QATIL: Kia hua? Pathan: Bohat Mushkil Se Umar qaid Hoi, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi!
QATIL: Try Krna Umar Qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho. Pathan Lawyer: Don't Worry. After Court: QATIL: Kia hua? Pathan: Bohat Mushkil Se Umar qaid Hoi, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi!
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #48 Ek Pathan dosry se: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai? . . . . . 2nd Pathan: Khocha Tum to Bilkul Akhrot hai. Sent Message Matlab Khushbo Wala Message...
Ek Pathan dosry se: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai? . . . . . 2nd Pathan: Khocha Tum to Bilkul Akhrot hai. Sent Message Matlab Khushbo Wala Message...
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #49 Pathan Kon Banega Crorepati Main: Q: What is you Father Name? Pathan: Plz Options? A. Dilawar B. Changez C. Feroz D. Sultan Pathan: Life Line 50/50 A. Dilawar C. Feroze Pathan: Audience Vote. 75% Dilawar 25% Feroze Pathan: My Last Life line Phone a Friend. Kisko Call Karengy? Pathan: Apny Baap Dilawar Ko
Pathan Kon Banega Crorepati Main: Q: What is you Father Name? Pathan: Plz Options? A. Dilawar B. Changez C. Feroz D. Sultan Pathan: Life Line 50/50 A. Dilawar C. Feroze Pathan: Audience Vote. 75% Dilawar 25% Feroze Pathan: My Last Life line Phone a Friend. Kisko Call Karengy? Pathan: Apny Baap Dilawar Ko
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #50 Pathan ne Call Milai to aawaz aai: Is Call k liye aapke paas Balance Na Kaafi Hai. Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi Meri Jaan. Tum Se Baat Ho Jaye Bas Itna He Kaafi Hai.
Pathan ne Call Milai to aawaz aai: Is Call k liye aapke paas Balance Na Kaafi Hai. Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi Meri Jaan. Tum Se Baat Ho Jaye Bas Itna He Kaafi Hai.
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #51 1 Pathan ne apny sary doston ko SMS bheja: "Mera Mobile Number change ho gaya hai." Pehle tha Nokia6610 Ab Hia. Nokia2626 Please Now send me sms on Nokia 2626
1 Pathan ne apny sary doston ko SMS bheja: "Mera Mobile Number change ho gaya hai." Pehle tha Nokia6610 Ab Hia. Nokia2626 Please Now send me sms on Nokia 2626
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #52 Ek Pathan har roz 2 kilo jalabia la jata tha. Aik din halwai na poocha. Ye Jalabia kiu la jata ho Pathan: Hum ya dakna chata hai ka in Tubes main Sheera Kaisa Jata Hai.
Ek Pathan har roz 2 kilo jalabia la jata tha. Aik din halwai na poocha. Ye Jalabia kiu la jata ho Pathan: Hum ya dakna chata hai ka in Tubes main Sheera Kaisa Jata Hai.
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #53 Pathan: Yara mene mobile mai ganay load karwanay hen? Shopkeeper: Acha card hai? Pathan: Kaun sa card? Shopkeeper: Memory card. Pathan: Nehi yara ye card to nehi ha megar Shanakhati card hai.
Pathan: Yara mene mobile mai ganay load karwanay hen? Shopkeeper: Acha card hai? Pathan: Kaun sa card? Shopkeeper: Memory card. Pathan: Nehi yara ye card to nehi ha megar Shanakhati card hai.
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #54 Ek Pathan ko kisi ne kaha Aftaari k waqat jo bhi Dua mango qabool hoti hai. Pehle Rozay ki Aftaari k waqt Khan Sahab: Ya Allah! Subah Eid ho jaye
Ek Pathan ko kisi ne kaha Aftaari k waqat jo bhi Dua mango qabool hoti hai. Pehle Rozay ki Aftaari k waqt Khan Sahab: Ya Allah! Subah Eid ho jaye
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #55 Waiter: Khan Sahab, 10 Rupay Tip to meri Insult Hai. Khan: To Phir? Waiter: 20 Rs to Hon. Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta
Waiter: Khan Sahab, 10 Rupay Tip to meri Insult Hai. Khan: To Phir? Waiter: 20 Rs to Hon. Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #56 Gahak: Kamal hai 1 Ghanta Pehle Tum is BAKRI K 1000 Rupye Mang rahe he Ab Q 1100 Mang rahe ho? Pathan: Ye Abhi mere 100 Rupey Kha Gai Hai.
Gahak: Kamal hai 1 Ghanta Pehle Tum is BAKRI K 1000 Rupye Mang rahe he Ab Q 1100 Mang rahe ho? Pathan: Ye Abhi mere 100 Rupey Kha Gai Hai.
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #57 Pathan: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: Ha ha ha ha! Niklega Bhi To Andhere Main Tere Baap Ko Bhi Nazar Nahi Aaye Ga...
Pathan: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: Ha ha ha ha! Niklega Bhi To Andhere Main Tere Baap Ko Bhi Nazar Nahi Aaye Ga...
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #58 Teacher to Pathan Student: What is meant by " I MISS YOU " Pathan: is ka matlab hai: "Main Tumhari Miss hon."
Teacher to Pathan Student: What is meant by " I MISS YOU " Pathan: is ka matlab hai: "Main Tumhari Miss hon."
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #59 PATHAN ne airport par taxi roki aur pucha: YAARA! hamay Sadar jana hay. Tum kitna karaya lo ge? Taxi Driver: Rs.250! Pathan: Mera Samaan b sath hay! Driver: Samaan k paisa nahi longa! Pathan: Acha! To tum mera samaan le kr chalo, main bus me Aata hon...
PATHAN ne airport par taxi roki aur pucha: YAARA! hamay Sadar jana hay. Tum kitna karaya lo ge? Taxi Driver: Rs.250! Pathan: Mera Samaan b sath hay! Driver: Samaan k paisa nahi longa! Pathan: Acha! To tum mera samaan le kr chalo, main bus me Aata hon...
Pari (v)i§§· ßµølï ßµð£ï¨ VIP Mar 20, 2007 46,142 19,780 1,313 Toronto, Canada Nov 4, 2009 #60 Khocha Khan apna mobile Qabristan main dafna raha tha: Major Rohail: Ye kya kar rahe ho? Khocha Khan: Yaar dukan wale ne kaha hai k Mobile "DEAD" ho gaya hai.
Khocha Khan apna mobile Qabristan main dafna raha tha: Major Rohail: Ye kya kar rahe ho? Khocha Khan: Yaar dukan wale ne kaha hai k Mobile "DEAD" ho gaya hai.