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Talk Shalk With Anadil -shehr-e-tanhayi & Sikandar1111
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1.Kharbuza kharbuzey ko daikh k hi q rang pakarta hay aalu,muli,gajar,mango,apple ko daikh k q nhi pakartaa
Asal MeiN Yeh Mahavara Us Mouqa Par Istmaal Kiya Jata Hai Jab Kisi Aadmi Ki Missal Deni Ho K Us Ne Doosre Aadmi Ka Rang Dhang Ikhtiyar Kar Liya Hai. YooN To Ye Mahavraat Humaray Janam Se Pehle K HaiN Aur In Ki Koyi Tashreh Aj Tak Humari Nazar Se Nahi Guzri... Lakin Apni Common Sense Ko Istmaal Kartay HUvay Hum Iss Nateeja Par Pohnchay HaiN k Choonkay Kharboza Peelay Rang Ka Hota Hai Aur Yeh Rang Aadmi Par Jaldi Asar Karta Hai....Jaise Mehndi Ka Rang Hi Lijiay... Shadi Ka Zikar Ho To Hath Peelay Karna Hi Bola Jata Hai.... To Bas Inhi Kuch BaatoN Ki Vaja Se Baqi Phal Aur SabziyoN Ka Naam Nahi Liya Jata
@Hoorain siso
ahaan interesting1.Kharbuza kharbuzey ko daikh k hi q rang pakarta hay aalu,muli,gajar,mango,apple ko daikh k q nhi pakartaa
Asal MeiN Yeh Mahavara Us Mouqa Par Istmaal Kiya Jata Hai Jab Kisi Aadmi Ki Missal Deni Ho K Us Ne Doosre Aadmi Ka Rang Dhang Ikhtiyar Kar Liya Hai. YooN To Ye Mahavraat Humaray Janam Se Pehle K HaiN Aur In Ki Koyi Tashreh Aj Tak Humari Nazar Se Nahi Guzri... Lakin Apni Common Sense Ko Istmaal Kartay HUvay Hum Iss Nateeja Par Pohnchay HaiN k Choonkay Kharboza Peelay Rang Ka Hota Hai Aur Yeh Rang Aadmi Par Jaldi Asar Karta Hai....Jaise Mehndi Ka Rang Hi Lijiay... Shadi Ka Zikar Ho To Hath Peelay Karna Hi Bola Jata Hai.... To Bas Inhi Kuch BaatoN Ki Vaja Se Baqi Phal Aur SabziyoN Ka Naam Nahi Liya Jata
apka matlab ubtan
Wese Peela to mango b hota hy phir kharbooza hi kio
talk shalk hai ya ....CSS k lye interview?@shehr-e-tanhayi
1.Kharbuza kharbuzey ko daikh k hi q rang pakarta hay aalu,muli,gajar,mango,apple ko daikh k q nhi pakartaa
2.AAM k aam ghutlion k daam q kaha jaata hay kisi aur daam q nhi
3.Khasyani billi khamba noche Iska kia matlab hota hay
and last but not the least.,,,,aik mera fav task jo Aik Tanhayi nami kuri ne kbhi muje diya tha aur badle may main sabko deti hu aapki khidmat may hazir hy
Galay para dhol bajana hi paRta hai
4 din ki chandni phir andheri raat hai
kiya pidi kiya pidi ka shorba
Gardan phansana
aag laga kar tamasha dekhna
naiki barbaad gunah lazim
niya fitna uThaana
oonch neech
aao dekha na taao
jahaN seeng samaayeN
Sher aur bakri aik ghaaT pani peete haiN
khala jee ka ghar nahi
unees bees ka farq
sheeshay mein utarna
jaan hai to jahan hai
bakray ki maaN kab tak khair manaey gi
aasteen ka saanp
khoon paseena aik karna
bili choohay ka khel
jalebi ki tarah seedha hona.................
Kahani likhain in mhavron ko use kr k
itney kitchen specific Qs tu rishty k lye any waley b nhe poochty
2.AAM k aam ghutlion k daam q kaha jaata hay kisi aur daam q nhi
yeh huva na na sawaal
yeh mahavara us waqat bola jata hai jab paancho ghee mein aur sar kaRahi mein ho.
agar ab bhi nahi samjheeN to hum zara asaan katr k samjhatay hain...
jaisa k aap janti hain k aam aik aisa phal hai jo rasdaar bhi hota hai aur mazaydar b.... ooper ka chilka utaaro to neechay kiya khoob mazay ka gooda hota hai.. ab usay choos k khao ya kaat kar..... lakin sab khatam honay k baad aakhir mein aik ghuTli aati hai. issay phainkiay ga nahi.... apnay sehan mein laga dijiay... bas mitti mein dabana hi to hai. paani detay rahiay.. waqtan fawaqtan khaad bhi daaliay. kuch saal mein phall denay lagay ga. ab aik aam se kayi aam mil gay na? ghutli zaaya na gayi...
to ab samjhne walay samjh saktay hain k jis kaam mein har tarf se munaafa hi munaafa ho us k liay aam k aam ghutliyon k daam bola jaey ga
3.Khasyani billi khabmba noche Iska kia matlab hota hay
Iss K Liay Aap Bas Yoon Samjh Lijiay K Aap Ne Apni Tarf Se HumeiN Aik Mushkil Task Diya Tha LakiN Hum Ne Poori Tafseel Se Aap Ko Pehle 2 K Javabaat Tafseel Se De Diay HaiN. Ab Aap Parhe K Sath Hi Keyboard Par Hath MaareN Gi.... Billi K Paas Keyboard Nahi Hota To Woh Khasiya K Khamba Nochti Hai.
KI MaiN Jhoot Bolya ? @saviou Mohtram
@Hoorain Siso Se Maazrat K Saath
jee jee ubtanahaan interesting
apka matlab ubtan
Wese Peela to mango b hota hy phir kharbooza hi kio
mango is liay nahi k us ko paknay se pehle b istmaal kar liya jata hai achaar k liay..... to kharbooza zyada munasib hai.
lolx banda kbhi example hi dhang ki deta hytalk shalk hai ya ....CSS k lye interview?
har waqt rishte wali maasi ban k na phira kro,,
asal mein @Hoorain siso apnay ilm mein izafa karne k sath sath humari kitchen mein dilchaspi b dekhna chah rahi haintalk shalk hai ya ....CSS k lye interview?
wahhhhhhh kia bata hy apki,,wese Ghutli to kisi b fruit ki lgayain gey to darakht banega aur phal b aayega,,Phir aam hi kio
zabardast answers,,,billi wali bata ka main badla lugi,,tyar rhain
zabardast answers,,,billi wali bata ka main badla lugi,,tyar rhain
2.AAM k aam ghutlion k daam q kaha jaata hay kisi aur daam q nhi
yeh huva na na sawaal
yeh mahavara us waqat bola jata hai jab paancho ghee mein aur sar kaRahi mein ho.
agar ab bhi nahi samjheeN to hum zara asaan katr k samjhatay hain...
jaisa k aap janti hain k aam aik aisa phal hai jo rasdaar bhi hota hai aur mazaydar b.... ooper ka chilka utaaro to neechay kiya khoob mazay ka gooda hota hai.. ab usay choos k khao ya kaat kar..... lakin sab khatam honay k baad aakhir mein aik ghuTli aati hai. issay phainkiay ga nahi.... apnay sehan mein laga dijiay... bas mitti mein dabana hi to hai. paani detay rahiay.. waqtan fawaqtan khaad bhi daaliay. kuch saal mein phall denay lagay ga. ab aik aam se kayi aam mil gay na? ghutli zaaya na gayi...
to ab samjhne walay samjh saktay hain k jis kaam mein har tarf se munaafa hi munaafa ho us k liay aam k aam ghutliyon k daam bola jaey ga
3.Khasyani billi khabmba noche Iska kia matlab hota hay
Iss K Liay Aap Bas Yoon Samjh Lijiay K Aap Ne Apni Tarf Se HumeiN Aik Mushkil Task Diya Tha LakiN Hum Ne Poori Tafseel Se Aap Ko Pehle 2 K Javabaat Tafseel Se De Diay HaiN. Ab Aap Parhe K Sath Hi Keyboard Par Hath MaareN Gi.... Billi K Paas Keyboard Nahi Hota To Woh Khasiya K Khamba Nochti Hai.
KI MaiN Jhoot Bolya ? @saviou Mohtram
@Hoorain Siso Se Maazrat K Saath
bhiya sirf kal Absent rahi
parso ye log absent the , to kiska lety interview
parso ye log absent the , to kiska lety interview
@AnadiL ye aap hi ka show hai to aap bhi kabi kabhar ajaya karen
maasar nahi kehna chahiay tha?lolx banda kbhi example hi dhang ki deta hy
Nice to knww1. Aap ko ghar ka khana zyada pasand hai ya bahir ka?
Ghar ka
2. sab se zyada kis se pyar karty ho aap? koi b frndz ya family main ..
Ammi
3. aap ke nazdeeq dosti aur dost kaise honay chayen?
Aalaa aur kameenay
4. koi aisa waqia jisey kabhi na bhool paye aap?
Let's not talk about that
5. koi aisi khuwaish jo kabhi pori na huwi hoo?
Can't remember
6. kabhi aisa huwa ke aap khuwab dekh kar dar gaye ho?
Bohut baar aksar hota hai
7. kisi cheez se dar lagta hai?
Dar sai
8. shadi pasand ki theek rehti hai ya waldain ki marzi ki?
Nuqsann dono main mera hi hai
9. kabhi koi jhoot bola aur kya bola?
Result abhi tak nhe ammi
10. ub tak kitne larkon/Larkyn ne aap ko propose kara hai?
Hahaha Ahm ehm
11. Aap ko dair tak sonay ki adat hai ya jaldi uth jaty hoo?
Main jaldi uth jata hoan ab
12. kaun sa phool sab se zyada pasand hai?
Queen of night
13. kaun sa dress pehana pasand karty hoo?
Salwar kameez
14. kabhi aisa waqia huwa jisey yaad kar ke aaj b buhat hansi ati hoo?
School main ek baar main sis ki artificial ring lay gya tha
end main mujhe pitai bohut pari
15. kabhi kisi ki shadi main gay hoo aur khana na mila hoo?
Hahaha well main itna social banda nhe hoon to kam hi jata hoan lakin aesa hoa nhe kabhi
16. kaise gifts dena aur kaise lena pasand hain?
Main aesa shok rakhta hi nhe
17. zindagi ka sab se acha aur yadgar lamha kaun sa hai?
School sai rahai, doston se treet, Ammi k lye dinner from 1st pay
18. hobbies kya hain?
kuch khaas nhe reeding may be
19. kaun si birthday sab se yadgar thi aur kyon?
19 bcz date was like 11-11-11
20. sab se barri hasrat?
to be happy
ghyb kahan the u
nae inhe dekh k most appropriate Laqab muntakhib kiya thamaasar nahi kehna chahiay tha?
tareekh likhi jaa chuki hai... rad o badal to nahi ho sakta naa... iss liay aam se hi guzara kijiay.wahhhhhhh kia bata hy apki,,wese Ghutli to kisi b fruit ki lgayain gey to darakht banega aur phal b aayega,,Phir aam hi kio
zabardast answers,,,billi wali bata ka main badla lugi,,tyar rhain
koun c billi?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh to bataiay kiya haal hai keyboard ka?
