Pathan ne apni Bhabhi ka Murder kar diya:
Police: Murder kyon kya?
Pathan: Mere dost k paas call aai woh hans hans k baaten kar raha tha.
Maine pucha kon hai? woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.
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Pathan ka Gadha Gum hogaya:
Wo khushi Me nachne Laga.
1 Aadmi Ne pocha is me khushi ki kia baat hy?
Pathan: O yara agar ham gadhe pe betha Hota To
Ham b Gum hojata.
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Pathan "Mazaar" pe Bomb rakhty huye pakra gaya:
Logon ne bohat mara aur pucha aisa kyon kya?
Pathan ki kuch samajh main nahi aaya to bola: "Main Bomb rakhny ki Mannat mangi thi."
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Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay.
2nd Pathan: Goli maar day.