TM Member's Joke Mela

[Hoorain]

hahaha gud going @Star24

 

[Asheer]

aunty_nasreen= tymhari teacher a rahi hai chup jao

@sherry2112= nahi aunty pehley ap chupey ,,kyon k apki wafaat pr mai ney 3 din ki chuti li hai


ahhahahahahha



@Maheen_Hassan @kingnomi @Asheer @Hoorain @sho_witch @sherry2112

hahhhaha

 

[Asheer]

dakiya= kingnomi sey ;abu ghar hai?

Nomi=office gaey hai

Dakiya= ammi ghar pr hai..?

nomi= bazaar gai hai

dakiya=bara bhai ghar pr hai?

nomi=wo ground gya hai match khailney

dakiya gussey sey: tou tum kya kr rahey ho ghar mai?

Nomi masoomiyat sey mai bhi dost k ghar aya hua hon


@kingnomi @Maheen_Hassan @Asheer @sherry2112 @S_ChiragH @ChoCo @Bela @Hoorain

hahahahaha lol lekin @kingnomi itna masoom ni ho sakta

 

[Dreamy Boy]

@Rubi samundar mai doob rahe the aur dopte dopte us kai hath mai ek machle a gaye
us nae machli ko samandar sai bahir phenka aur boli " Tum apni jaan tu bachao sadi khair hai "

@[USERGROUP=109]Tag_TM[/USERGROUP]

 

[Hoorain]

@Rubi samundar mai doob rahe the aur dopte dopte us kai hath mai ek machle a gaye
us nae machli ko samandar sai bahir phenka aur boli " Tum apni jaan tu bachao sadi khair hai "

@[USERGROUP=109]Tag_TM[/USERGROUP]

hahaha

 

[AnadiL]

hahaha

innai ju hansi aarai apko

 

[Hoorain]

innai ju hansi aarai apko

awain

 

[Rubi]

@Rubi samundar mai doob rahe the aur dopte dopte us kai hath mai ek machle a gaye
us nae machli ko samandar sai bahir phenka aur boli " Tum apni jaan tu bachao sadi khair hai "

@[USERGROUP=109]Tag_TM[/USERGROUP]

hahaha

Joke tha??? :/

 

[Dreamy Boy]

Joke tha??? :/

nahe suchi baat the

 

[Rubi]

nahe suchi baat the

Control udhay control

 

[Hoorain]

let's continuee ....


@Zia_Hayderi @ShiXu_MiXu @Iceage-TM @Asheer @Fanii @Shiraz-Khan @Kit_Kat @Rubi @Fa!th @Ally @Mahen

 

[AnadiL]

let's continuee ....


@ShiXu_MiXu @Iceage-TM @Asheer @Fanii @Shiraz-Khan @Kit_Kat @Rubi @Fa!th @Ally @Mahen

Kis se Bismillah karen

 

[Hoorain]

Kis se Bismillah karen

@Abidi bhaya k hote huye kisi aur se shuroo karna ab shugan hoga

 

[AnadiL]

@Abidi bhaya k hote huye kisi aur se shuroo karna ab shugan hoga

ap shuru karen
Main Dusro pe dhoondun jab tak

 

[Hoorain]

ap shuru karen
Main Dusro pe dhoondun jab tak

okeshhhhhh nimaz parh k aati hun phir khair nae

 

[Hoorain]

@Shiraz-Khan @Abidi @Azeyy brothersss dedicated to u

Ustaad : btao makhi aur haathi may kia farq hay?
sherry : jnab makhi ur sakti hay hathi nae ur sakta
Azeyy: makhi choti hoti hay haathi barra
abidi: makhi hathi par baith sakti hay,hathi makhi par nhi baith sakta

@ShiXu_MiXu @Qawareer @Sky-Walker @Bela @Rubi @Fa!th @Afrasyyab @Fanii

 

[Abid Mahmood]

Teacher @Hoorain :"Ally mein itni daer se tum se aik question puch rahi hun aur tum aagay se bol he nahi rahay?
@Ally : "teacher aap ne he to kaha tha k barron k aagay nahi boltay"

 

[Rubi]

ok
Continue

let's continuee ....


@ShiXu_MiXu @Iceage-TM @Asheer @Fanii @Shiraz-Khan @Kit_Kat @Rubi @Fa!th @Ally @Mahen

 

[Hoorain]

Teacher @Hoorain :"Ally mein itni daer se tum se aik question puch rahi hun aur tum aagay se bol he nahi rahay?
@Ally : "teacher aap ne he to kaha tha k barron k aagay nahi boltay"

hahahaha fit hay aisa jwab in k siwa koi de b nae sakta

 

[AnadiL]

@Shiraz-Khan @Abidi @Azeyy brothersss dedicated to u

Ustaad : btao makhi aur haathi may kia farq hay?
sherry : jnab makhi ur sakti hay hathi nae ur sakta
Azeyy: makhi choti hoti hay haathi barra
abidi: makhi hathi par baith sakti hay,hathi makhi par nhi baith sakta

@ShiXu_MiXu @Qawareer @Sky-Walker @Bela @Rubi @Fa!th @Afrasyyab @Fanii

MEhfill Loot Li


Ye Meri taraf Se Dedicated to OUR BHOOKe of TM @Abidi bhiya n @Shiraz-Khan Uncle


Teacher : 2 me 2 nikle to kya bacha?
Shiraz Uncle : Hum ko Sawal Nahi Samjh Aaya
Teacher : Tumhare paas 2 rotin thin Tumne Unko Kha liye..so ab tumhare paas kiya bacha ?
Shiraz Uncle :Salan

@Hoorain @Azeyy @shailina @Manxil @Rubi @attiya @whiteros @Ally