hahaha ... Nice joke..atif in bio paractical exam.
Examiner: See birds legs and tell me its name!
Atif: I dont know!
Examiner: You have failed, whats your name?
Atif: See my legs and tell my name?
hahaha ... Nice joke..atif in bio paractical exam.
Examiner: See birds legs and tell me its name!
Atif: I dont know!
Examiner: You have failed, whats your name?
Atif: See my legs and tell my name?
aray ye to m ny kaheen prha hay.. koi or likho na noor bhai...
Noor bhai aik dafa jahaz main sawar hone jaa rahe they..
Jab onho ne seerhion par qadam rakha to air hostes ne rukhne ke liye kaha.....
Wait plzz....
To noor bhai ne jawab diya .. 80 kg..
hahahahaNoor bhai aik dafa jahaz main sawar hone jaa rahe they..
Jab onho ne seerhion par qadam rakha to air hostes ne rukhne ke liye kaha.....
Wait plzz....
To noor bhai ne jawab diya .. 80 kg..
SHB ko ek larki se piar se ho gya
larki ne SHB se kaha tum mere lie kia kr skty ho?
SHB bola jo tum kaho wo karonga
larki boli agr tum mughse sachi mohabbat kerty ho to apne baap ka DIL lay ker ao
SHB dil ly aya
Larki ne us se shadi ker li.
Larki ne wo dil theli may daal ker apne room may latka dia
25 saal bad jub uska betta bara ho kay doctor ban gya to usne us dil ka check up kia
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BAKRE KA NIKLA
SHB ALWAYS ROCKS
SHB ko ek larki se piar se ho gya
larki ne SHB se kaha tum mere lie kia kr skty ho?
SHB bola jo tum kaho wo karonga
larki boli agr tum mughse sachi mohabbat kerty ho to apne baap ka DIL lay ker ao
SHB dil ly aya
Larki ne us se shadi ker li.
Larki ne wo dil theli may daal ker apne room may latka dia
25 saal bad jub uska betta bara ho kay doctor ban gya to usne us dil ka check up kia
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BAKRE KA NIKLA
SHB ALWAYS ROCKS
SHB ki tang neeli hogayi
Hakeem: zeher phel gaya he katni paregi
3 din bad doosri b neeli hogai
Hakeem: ye b katni paregi zeher kafi phel gaya he
Hakeem ne donon tangen kat ker plastic ki tangen lagwane ko kaha
8 din bad SHB ki plastic ki tangen b neeli hogeen
Hakeem: ab samjh me aya k tumhari dhoti ka rang utar rha he, pareshani ki gal nhi………