Aaj Ka Joke..... :d

[Hoorain]

jee jee.. full ijazat he

@thefire1 bro to @h@!der bro:do may se do nikaal do baqi kia bacha?/
haider bro:hum ko sawal samajh nae aaya
thefire bro:tumhare paas do rotiyan thi tumne dono kha li baqi kia bacha??
haidr bro::baqi salan

 

[H@!der]

@thefire1 bro to @h@!der bro:do may se do nikaal do baqi kia bacha?/
haider bro:hum ko sawal samajh nae aaya
thefire bro:tumhare paas do rotiyan thi tumne dono kha li baqi kia bacha??
haidr bro::baqi salan

hahahhahah


bahut khoob... acha fir samblen

 

[Hoorain]

hahahhahah


bahut khoob... acha fir samblen

ji bas seat belt baandh rhi hun

 

[H@!der]

ji bas seat belt baandh rhi hun

@Hoorain Sister Shadi ke baad kisi kaam ko hatah nahi laga rahi thin.. 1 Maheena guzar gyaa.. magar koi kaam waam nahi kiya tha abhi tak.. Dulha miyaan apney Walidain ki akloti aulaad thy.. aakhir ek din dono Maan baity ne Mashwara kiya ke kya karna chhye.. aur aik plan tarteeb de dala..

doosri Subha Hoorain sister jaagin to Sehen me se chillaney ki aawazen aa rahi thin.. wo bahir aain to dekha ke ek taraf Saas sahiba haath me Jhadoo liye khadi hen.. aur doosri taraf Miyan jee.. aur dono chilla rahy hen.. AAj Jhado me don ga.. Aaj Jhadoo me don gi..

Hoorain sister bahut Matanat ke sath paas aa kar bolin.. Arry Ammi.. jhagadney ki kya baat he.. Ek din aap de liya karen aur ek don YEH de len ge..



how smart naa..

 

[Hoorain]

@Hoorain Sister Shadi ke baad kisi kaam ko hatah nahi laga rahi thin.. 1 Maheena guzar gyaa.. magar koi kaam waam nahi kiya tha abhi tak.. Dulha miyaan apney Walidain ki akloti aulaad thy.. aakhir ek din dono Maan baity ne Mashwara kiya ke kya karna chhye.. aur aik plan tarteeb de dala..

doosri Subha Hoorain sister jaagin to Sehen me se chillaney ki aawazen aa rahi thin.. wo bahir aain to dekha ke ek taraf Saas sahiba haath me Jhadoo liye khadi hen.. aur doosri taraf Miyan jee.. aur dono chilla rahy hen.. AAj Jhado me don ga.. Aaj Jhadoo me don gi..

Hoorain sister bahut Matanat ke sath paas aa kar bolin.. Arry Ammi.. jhagadney ki kya baat he.. Ek din aap de liya karen aur ek don YEH de len ge..



how smart naa..

omg

meri baari

 

[H@!der]

omg

meri baari

comments to maren naa

aur i know meri to khair he nahi.. kyunke shadi shuda hona hi itself ek tragic comedy he

 

[Hoorain]

@h@!der bhaya motu to @Fanii bhaya suku:tumhe daikh k aisa lgta hy k dunya may qehat par gya hy
@Fanii bhaya:aur tumhe daikh k aise lagta hy k qehat tumhari wja se parra hay

 

[H@!der]

@h@!der bhaya motu to @Fanii bhaya suku:tumhe daikh k aisa lgta hy k dunya may qehat par gya hy
@Fanii bhaya:aur tumhe daikh k aise lagta hy k qehat tumhari wja se parra hay

swipe the places.. and post again

 

[Hoorain]

swipe the places.. and post again

nooo it sounds perect

 

[H@!der]

swipe the places.. and post again

chalen fir ab me batata hon aap ke karnamey


@Hoorain ..... @Shizu aur @Fanii ko Maths samjhaty hue..

Hoorain.. Shizu Suppose tumharey pas 1000 rupees hen..

Shizu.. magar aapi mere pas to sirf 800 hen..

Hoorain.. Suppose kar lo na..

aur Fanii Suppose tumharey pas 500 hen..

Fanii : magar mere pas to sirf 300 hen..

Hoorain.. arry baba Suppose na..

chalo Fanii ab bataao tum dono ke pas kitny paisey hue..

Fanii.. mmmm 2000

Hoorain.. magar 2000 to nahi banty..

Fanii: arry .. aapi.. Suppose na..

 

[Hoorain]

@h@!der bro to bhabhi:main tang aa gya hun tum har waqt maira ghar,meri kaar maira maira karti rehti ho kabhi hmara b kaha karo,ab almaari may kia dhundh rhi ho??
bhabhi:hmara dupatta

 

[Hoorain]

chalen fir ab me batata hon aap ke karnamey


@Hoorain ..... @Shizu aur @Fanii ko Maths samjhaty hue..

Hoorain.. Shizu Suppose tumharey pas 1000 rupees hen..

Shizu.. magar aapi mere pas to sirf 800 hen..

Hoorain.. Suppose kar lo na..

aur Fanii Suppose tumharey pas 500 hen..

Fanii : magar mere pas to sirf 300 hen..

Hoorain.. arry baba Suppose na..

chalo Fanii ab bataao tum dono ke pas kitny paisey hue..

Fanii.. mmmm 2000

Hoorain.. magar 2000 to nahi banty..

Fanii: arry .. aapi.. Suppose na..

hahaha

 

[H@!der]

@h@!der bro to bhabhi:main tang aa gya hun tum har waqt maira ghar,meri kaar maira maira karti rehti ho kabhi hmara b kaha karo,ab almaari may kia dhundh rhi ho??
bhabhi:hmara dupatta

hahaha.. bahut achy.. aaj bataon ga .. yeh AAP ki tareef hui he aaj

 

[Hoorain]

hahaha.. bahut achy.. aaj bataon ga .. yeh AAP ki tareef hui he aaj

hahaha zarurrr

 

[H@!der]

Hoorain Sister Shadi ke baad..




Shohar.. : yeh kab tak tum mere blades se Munnay ki pencils tarashti raho gi..
Hoorain sister: jab tak aap meri Lipstick se is ka homework check karty rahy ge..

 

[Hoorain]

Hoorain Sister Shadi ke baad..




Shohar.. : yeh kab tak tum mere blades se Munnay ki pencils tarashti raho gi..
Hoorain sister: jab tak aap meri Lipstick se is ka homework check karty rahy ge..

eww aise waale na karain haider bro plz

 

[H@!der]

eww aise waale na karain haider bro plz

okay..


chalen yeh wala sun len fir..

Hoorain sister road par jaa rahi thin ke peechy se ek Riksha waly ne aa kar takkar maar di

dono me jhagda hone laga ke tumhari ghalti he .. tumhari ghalti he..

baat badhty badhty Adalat tak ponch gyee.. Judge ne Riksha waly se poocha tum ne IN ko takkar kyun mari..

riksha wala Khamosh khada raha.. Judge ne phir poocha.. bolo tum ne inhen takkar kyun mari..

riksha wala phir khamosh khada raha...

tabhi Hoorain sister uth ke bolen...

"Hun Bolda kyun nahi.. us waqt te bada cheekh reha si... Bach maaiii .. Bach maaiii.. "

 

[Hoorain]

okay..


chalen yeh wala sun len fir..

Hoorain sister road par jaa rahi thin ke peechy se ek Riksha waly ne aa kar takkar maar di

dono me jhagda hone laga ke tumhari ghalti he .. tumhari ghalti he..

baat badhty badhty Adalat tak ponch gyee.. Judge ne Riksha waly se poocha tum ne IN ko takkar kyun mari..

riksha wala Khamosh khada raha.. Judge ne phir poocha.. bolo tum ne inhen takkar kyun mari..

riksha wala phir khamosh khada raha...

tabhi Hoorain sister uth ke bolen...

"Hun Bolda kyun nahi.. us waqt te bada cheekh reha si... Bach maaiii .. Bach maaiii.. "

ahahah hawwww meri baari

 

[Hoorain]

babhi @h@!der bro se:hum kahan ja rhe hain
haide bro:long drive pe
bhabhi: pehle kio nae btaya
haider bro::muje b abhi pta chla
bhabhi:wo kaise
haiderbro::kio k breaks fail hogai hain

 

[H@!der]

babhi @h@!der bro se:hum kahan ja rhe hain
haide bro:long drive pe
bhabhi: pehle kio nae btaya
haider bro::muje b abhi pta chla
bhabhi:wo kaise
haiderbro::kio k breaks fail hogai hain

lolzz.. acha.. fir yeh len