Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"[/FONT]
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"[/FONT]
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping