Ha Ha Ha :-)

[Strangr]

NICEEEE.........

this is the best one......

bahot shukriya... [DOUBLEPOST=1358188915][/DOUBLEPOST]

S'Friend- Ye naya mobile kab liya?​

Sardar- Liya nai.. Gf ka uthaya hai..​

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Santa - Kyun??​

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Sardar - Wo roz kehti ke tum mera phone nahi uthate..​

Aaj mauka dekh ke utha liya.. ​

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[Strangr]

Funny Oxymoron's:

(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)


1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly :-B
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
& the Mother of all
11) Happily Married...

 

[Strangr]

Wife- shadi k shuru me jab main khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada khilate thay aur khud kam khaate thay par ab aisa kyu nahi?

Husband- Kyun ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gaya hai....

 

[whiteros]

Wife- shadi k shuru me jab main khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada khilate thay aur khud kam khaate thay par ab aisa kyu nahi?

Husband- Kyun ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gaya hai....

haha bohat NICE..........

 

[Strangr]

A husbands version:

My wife is like
"Terms & conditions"
of a website,
I never understand what she says
but I always accept..

 

[whiteros]

A husbands version:

My wife is like
"Terms & conditions"
of a website,
I never understand what she says
but I always accept..

ooo NICE........

 

[Strangr]

Girl- Kya karte hain aap??

Boy- I was doing job with a group of news network
as a brand ambassador..
But now I've left the job.

Girl- O wow! But why u left the job??

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Boy- Ab kon subah subah Akhbaar phenkne jaye. ..

 

[Strangr]

Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.

Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.

 

[Strangr]

Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Saradar Se Kaha

"Aapko Pata Hai Aaj Womens Day Hai?"

Sardar Ne Ghabra Ke Kaha:

"Kamaal Hai, Jab Main Ghar Se Nikla Tha

Tab To Tuesday Tha. ​

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[Azeyy]

hahahhahahahahaha

 

[Strangr]

MODERN BEIZZATI...
Boy- I luv u.
Girl- Apni shakal dekhi hai kya?

Boy- Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya warna KATRINA KAIF Ke paas na jata.

[DOUBLEPOST=1358587486][/DOUBLEPOST]1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sone Ka Set
Diya.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Ki Keemat Kya Hai??

Chor: Teen Saal ki Qaid

 

[morefindings]

hahahahahhaahahhaa

 

[Strangr]

Classic insult

Girl- Main abhi abhi beauty parlour se aa rahi hoon.
.
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Boyfriend- Arey! Aaj bhi band tha kyaa...

 

[sababhatti]

aaj bhi bund tha hehe nice

 

[Zeeniya]

Nice..................

 

[Strangr]

Wife: Kyun ji roz subah mere chehre par paani kyun dalte ho?
.
.,
Husband: Tumhare abbu ne kaha tha, meri beti phool ki tarah hai
isay murjhane mat dena isliye [DOUBLEPOST=1358712074][/DOUBLEPOST]Biwi : Maine aapke b'day par itni mehngi cheez khareedi hai ke aap dekhte hi khush ho jaoge.
Shauhar: Shukar hai tumhe mera khayal toh aaya, dikhao?

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Biwi: Abhi pehan ke aati hoon..

 

[Strangr]

Father: what abt ur result?
Son: wo headmaster saab ka beta fail ho gaya...

Father: what abt urs?
Son: wo khan saab ka beta fail ho gaya.

Father: n what abt ur?
Son: wo dr. Saab ka..

Father: u idiot m asking abt urs?
Son: to aap kon se prime minister hai jo aap ka beta paas hoga.

 

[Strangr]

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota,
baarish ho jaati.

Ek din dhoop nikli.

Usne Uparwaale ka shukrya kiya
aur
dukaan se surf lene gaya.

Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garazne lage.

Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola

"kidhar..???

.

main to biscuit lene aaya hu.

 

[AnadiL]

Wife: Kyun ji roz subah mere chehre par paani kyun dalte ho?
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.,
Husband: Tumhare abbu ne kaha tha, meri beti phool ki tarah hai
isay murjhane mat dena isliye [DOUBLEPOST=1358712074][/DOUBLEPOST]Biwi : Maine aapke b'day par itni mehngi cheez khareedi hai ke aap dekhte hi khush ho jaoge.
Shauhar: Shukar hai tumhe mera khayal toh aaya, dikhao?

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Biwi: Abhi pehan ke aati hoon..

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Classic insult

Girl- Main abhi abhi beauty parlour se aa rahi hoon.
.
.

Boyfriend- Arey! Aaj bhi band tha kyaa...

lolllllllls..........

 

[Strangr]

HUSBAND: Khana taiyar hai?

WIFE: Thodi der aur!

HUSBAND: Thik hai, Maibn Bahar kha leta hu.

WIFE: 5 min. ruko.

HUSBAND: 5 min. me taiyar ho jayega.?

WIFE:- Nahi Main Taiyar ho jati hun. [DOUBLEPOST=1358768377][/DOUBLEPOST]Aunty: Arrey beta tum kitne badey ho gaye ho.

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Beta: Haan aunty,

aur koi option hi nai tha