Hahahaha :D

[NXXXS]

wohkeyn???

 

[NXXXS]

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

 

[whiteros]

​

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,​

Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.​

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?​

Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.​

Ye chand kaise maamu hai?​

Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.​

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?​

Kyu usne triming karai nahi.​

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?​

Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.​

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,​

Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.​

Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?​

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?​

Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.​

Jab school me itni neend aati hai.​

Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?​

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi​

Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.​

wow shooo shweet

 

[*Muskaan*]

 

[*Muskaan*]

ok g ye rha joke

kuch pathaan mil kr sair pr jatey hai wahan pohanch k khyal ata hai k pepsi tou hum ghar bhool aye hai....
wo pepsi lainey k liyey chotey pathan ko kehtey hai.....chota pathan pepsi lai kr aney pr razi ho jata hai pr wo aik shart rkhta hai

shart ye thi k us k aney sey pehley koi samoson aur baqi khaney wali cheezon ko hath nhi lgaey ga

sab kehtey hai ok.......

chotey pathan ko gaey huey shaam ho jati aur phir raat ho jati wo log intezaar krtey rehtey aur bhook se unki jaan nikal rhi hoti sab sochtey shyed chota pathan na aye hum ye cheezain kha laitey hai...

jaisey hi wo khaney k liye hath barhatey hai,,,,,,,,,,,,

drakht k peechey chupa hua chota pathan nikal kr kehta hai daikho yar tum ager aisa kro gey tou mai pepsi lainey nhi jaonga

lolzz........................

 

[*Muskaan*]

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

bnda poochy bathroom b to masjid main he bnwana hay na

 

[Zee Leo]

Larka burqy wali ko cahrty hoy

Jahan sabzi waha dalda
kesi ho meri khalda

Burqa wali: Ghor sy dekh manhoss
na Dalda na Khalda mai ho teri Walda

 

[Zee Leo]

lolzz STARRRRRRRRRR

 

[Ghazal_Ka_Chiragh]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[zehar]

THANK you...................

 

[zehar]

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

heheheheheh ghooost bhai bohot mazey ka joke hai.......

 

[Sara Cilli Milli]

HAHAHA Star

 

[zehar]

 

[Nelly]

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,​

.​

Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:​

.​

Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,​

Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
.
Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
.
Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho;-)​

 

[NXXXS]

Lolxxxxxx Nelli

 

[Sara Cilli Milli]

hahahaha Nelli

 

[NXXXS]

Susan was having a tough day and after returning home she started complaining
She said to her husband, “Nobody loves me….nobody cares for me..the whole world hates me!”
Her husband, watching TV said casually: “That’s not true dear. You are not that famous that whole world hates you.Some people don’t even know you.”

 

[Sara Cilli Milli]

lolzzz

 

[zehar]

hehehe nelli sis

 

[*Muslim*]

ok g ye rha joke

kuch pathaan mil kr sair pr jatey hai wahan pohanch k khyal ata hai k pepsi tou hum ghar bhool aye hai....
wo pepsi lainey k liyey chotey pathan ko kehtey hai.....chota pathan pepsi lai kr aney pr razi ho jata hai pr wo aik shart rkhta hai

shart ye thi k us k aney sey pehley koi samoson aur baqi khaney wali cheezon ko hath nhi lgaey ga

sab kehtey hai ok.......

chotey pathan ko gaey huey shaam ho jati aur phir raat ho jati wo log intezaar krtey rehtey aur bhook se unki jaan nikal rhi hoti sab sochtey shyed chota pathan na aye hum ye cheezain kha laitey hai...

jaisey hi wo khaney k liye hath barhatey hai,,,,,,,,,,,,

drakht k peechey chupa hua chota pathan nikal kr kehta hai daikho yar tum ager aisa kro gey tou mai pepsi lainey nhi jaonga

hehehehe