Walaikum salamAssalam u alaikum...
doston mai 1 thread "Jokes Collection" k nam se bana raha hon n thread ki heading parh k ap smjh to gai hongey k what i want ? so plz subne yahan 1 acha se joke tag krna hai wo bat alag hai k mai 3 krunga?
so here we go...
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* 1 sardar sheeshey k samne beth kr study krraha tha... kisi ne waja pochi to sardar bola iski 3 waja hen...
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chor dargia or cycle wapis krdi or pocha ap k baap ne kia kia tha ?
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ap b jokes waghera daalen na ? mai is thread ko continue rakhna chahta hon sis...agr apki permission ho to ?oooooooooopsh![]()
jee bilkul aap isse continue rakh sakte hain,,make sure pehle se aisa koi thread na ho!ap b jokes waghera daalen na ? mai is thread ko continue rakhna chahta hon sis...agr apki permission ho to ?
agr ap sath dengi to maza aiga naokeshh then continue rakhiye![]()
bilkul saath dungi meko acha sa joke milta hay to abi share akrti hunagr ap sath dengi to maza aiga na![]()
ye hoi na bat...bilkul saath dungi meko acha sa joke milta hay to abi share akrti hun![]()
hehe...
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Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye
mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
ghar pe bomb
phenk dia kare ga.
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Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?
Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.
Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.
Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?
oopsh sorry abi akr diyahehe...
2nd wala pura ni kia ?![]()