Jokes

[Nadaan_Shazie]

ku aj kia howa

hahah btaungi btaungii boht jaald btaungii u tans naa lo

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

Pathan shrab peete huwe BV se:

Tm kon ho?

BV: Pagal ho gy ho kya?
apni Bv ko bhool gy?

Pathan: Nasha her Gham bhula deta hy "Baji"

 

[Nadaan_Shazie]

hahahahah

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

Tum laut k aney ka taqqaluf mat karna,

Hm eik shakhs sey, do baar muhabbat nahi krtey !

Class change, Syllabus change, Bachi Change

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

Our Biology book said it
&
Now i Agreed !
That,

" CELL" (mobile)
is the Basic,
Fundamental Unit of Life..!

 

[Nadaan_Shazie]

hahah ahan nyc thanxxxx @flawlessgirl

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

MUFEED TOTKE

.
1-Doodh phat jae to Safaid Dhage se si len
Kisi ko pata nahi chale ga
.
2-Agar ap ke baal Girte hon to Tind karwa len
Phir nahi giren ge
.
3-Agar Rang gora karna ho to Machhli kha ke Doodh pi len
Sufaid ho jao ge
.
4-Agar Gale main dard ho to kisi se Gala Dabwa len
Phir kabhi dard nahi ho ga.

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

hahah ahan nyc thanxxxx @flawlessgirl

bas 3 hi krny thy kiya ????

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

Nokrani: Light chali gayi hai
.
.
Meera: tou Mother Light jala lo na,
.
.
Nokrani: Mother Light?
.
.
Meera: ~@,
.
.
ufffff u paindoos i mean Mom-Batti....:-D

 

[Nadaan_Shazie]

MUFEED TOTKE

.
1-Doodh phat jae to Safaid Dhage se si len
Kisi ko pata nahi chale ga
.
2-Agar ap ke baal Girte hon to Tind karwa len
Phir nahi giren ge
.
3-Agar Rang gora karna ho to Machhli kha ke Doodh pi len
Sufaid ho jao ge
.
4-Agar Gale main dard ho to kisi se Gala Dabwa len
Phir kabhi dard nahi ho ga.

hahahahahaha

 

[Nadaan_Shazie]

bas 3 hi krny thy kiya ????

hahah nai nai jitne ho seke kro sb boht sdaaare kro haha

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

hahah nai nai jitne ho seke kro sb boht sdaaare kro haha

Kyun us sy kiya hoga ???????

 

[Nadaan_Shazie]

Kyun us sy kiya hoga ???????

mujhe 500 post chaiye....isliye yahin bate shaten kro ok abi m lunch kr k ati hn bye ALLAH HAFIZ

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

mujhe 500 post chaiye....isliye yahin bate shaten kro ok abi m lunch kr k ati hn bye ALLAH HAFIZ

Kha kha k Motttiiiii hoti ja rhi ho

 

[Nadaan_Shazie]

Kha kha k Motttiiiii hoti ja rhi ho

YARA TM ne post hi nai kiye

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

YARA TM ne post hi nai kiye

Tum jawab to do naa phly k mai posts kro or posting you ki bharhy kyun ??????

 

[Nadaan_Shazie]

Tum jawab to do naa phly k mai posts kro or posting you ki bharhy kyun ??????

areyyy yaar dekho prom m tmhari....!

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

MISS:
Tum Barry ho k
kya kro gy?
STUDENT:
shaadi
MISS:
mera matlab hy
kya bno gy?
STUDENT:
dulha8-)
MISS:
I mean barry ho k
kya hasil kro ge?
STUDENT:
dulhan:*
MISS:
IDIOT Mera
matlab hy barry
ho k ammi abbu
keliye kya kro gy?
STUDENT:
bahu laun ga
MISS:
stupid tumary
papa tum se kya
chahte hen?
STUDENT:
pota
MISS:
Aray kaminey Teri
zindagi ka kya
maqsad hy?
STUDENT:
sShaaaaadiiiii.

 

[Nadaan_Shazie]

MISS:
Tum Barry ho k
kya kro gy?
STUDENT:
shaadi
MISS:
mera matlab hy
kya bno gy?
STUDENT:
dulha8-)
MISS:
I mean barry ho k
kya hasil kro ge?
STUDENT:
dulhan:*
MISS:
IDIOT Mera
matlab hy barry
ho k ammi abbu
keliye kya kro gy?
STUDENT:
bahu laun ga
MISS:
stupid tumary
papa tum se kya
chahte hen?
STUDENT:
pota
MISS:
Aray kaminey Teri
zindagi ka kya
maqsad hy?
STUDENT:
sShaaaaadiiiii.

hahaha

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

Ye Hamara watan
"PAKISTAN" he nahi,
balke
"CHAND" ka TUKRA Be hai...
.
aur
.
Aap ko pata hona chahye
.
k
.
CHAND Per
.
Na LIGHT hoti hai,
.
Na PANI,
.
Na GAS,
.
Na CNG,
.
Na PETROL,
.
So, please!
No gila Shikwe......
.
Chand meri zameen
Phool mera Watan..

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