Jokes

[Nadaan_Shazie]

PM hy na

hahahahha han han

 

[Nadaan_Shazie]

Me ka kaan hi to hy wo

Ohhh achaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1www...!

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

hahahahha han han

Abi tk aya nhi ....

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

Ohhh achaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1www...!

Haannnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Nadaan_Shazie]

Abi tk aya nhi ....

hahaha nai m raat m kr dengi ya sham m abi to tm post kro naw...or dekho mri li8 chali jaygi 4 bje isliye tm plzz yahn post krte rehna plzz

 

[Nadaan_Shazie]

Haannnnnnnnnnnnnn

achaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

hahaha nai m raat m kr dengi ya sham m abi to tm post kro naw...or dekho mri li8 chali jaygi 4 bje isliye tm plzz yahn post krte rehna plzz

yara mai akela kiya post kro ga

Kosish kro ga ok

Kaam Waam bi to krna hota hy naaa

 

[Nadaan_Shazie]

yara mai akela kiya post kro ga

Kosish kro ga ok

Kaam Waam bi to krna hota hy naaa

nai yara tm phatan shathan k jokes copy paste kr dena.....bs ok lekin jb farigh ho tb...lekin kr dena plzz

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

nai yara tm phatan shathan k jokes copy paste kr dena.....bs ok lekin jb farigh ho tb...lekin kr dena plzz

ok mai pori kosish kro ga

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

Ek Pathan ko phaansi ki saza hui

police ne poocha: "koi aakhri khwahish??"

Pathan: "Hamari jaga tum latak jao"

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

1 Larki police station me:

Sir mere shohar 2 din pehle aalo lene gay the abi tak ghar nahi aye ,

PATHAN inspecter:
To Baji kuch or paka lo

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

Faqeer:
5 rupe Ka Sawaal
Hai Baba,,
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Pathan:
Poocho, Shayd hum ko aata Ho..

 

[HuriYa]

Meray ko tu Jokes atay hi nahi hain @Chulbuli

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

Pathan: 1 kilo atay ki bottle de do

Dukandar: atay ki bottle nahi ati.
Dobara kaho

Pathan: Bottle main 1 kilo aata de do

Dukandar: oye Akhrot aata bottle main nahi ata, Tum dukandar bano main batata hun k kese lete hain

Dukandar: 1 kilo ata dedo

Pathan: Bottle laye ho?

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

Boys are depressed bcoz:
- Job jane wali hai
- Aadhi umer beet gai, abhi tak shadi nahi hoi
- Credit card ka bill kaise doun ga?
- Ghar banane k liye bank se loan kab wapis hoga
- Uff! Ye CNG ki line...
&
Girls are depressed bcoz:

- Dono eye liner baraber hee nahi ho rahe...!!!:-D

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

Pathan Dost Se:
Yaraa Machli Khaye Ga...??

Dost:
Nahi Yaar Us Main Kaante Chubte Hain...!!

Pathan:
Oye Yaaraaa,,
Chappal Pehen K Khaa Lena...

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

Kya time aa gaya hai..:-D
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Boys k
liye film bani to Ek Tha Tiger ;-)
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Girls ka number aaya to
Ek thi daayan

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

Larki : Ye Love kya hota hai?

Larka: love ka rishta 2 insano main

wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai

farz karo
larka=cement
Larki=rait
love=pani

ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge

lekin

agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta

Larki :
Kaminay tu shakal se hi mazdoor Lagta tha.:-

 

[flawlessgirl]

Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Ki Jaye to
Exams K Last 15 Minutes mein
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Har student mein doctor ki aatma aa jati hai :-D

 

[flawlessgirl]

DO U KNOW???

How normal person bcomes abnormal???

How person laugh & weep with no reason???

How a lion becoms rat widout magic???

How a prson becoms 50 yrz old in the age of 17???

How a person spend sleepless nights widout faling in love???

Come & j0in
FsC