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Pathan perfume bech Raha tha.
Perfume le lo, perfume le lo,
1 sheikh aya or bola.: 1 rupay wala dikhao,

pathan: ye hamara BAGHAL soongh lo.....:p:dead
 
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Girl:
"Ap mujhe college tak ly jao gy apni bike pe to main apko apna mobile num dun gi."

Boy:
"Jahan chaho whan chor dun ga
numbr vmbr rhny do
Bs 100 ka petrol dalva dena baji."

Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai
 
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"Charsi apne ghar ka tala khol ra tha
pr hath kanp rhe the

Parosi bola me khol du?

Charsi:Tala to me khol lunga tu bs makan pakar
sala bht Hill rha hy...:)D
 
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: Pathan larki se: "Hamara dil Me aa jao,

Larki. (ghussay se):
"CHAPPAL utaron kia?

Pathan:
"Pagli aisy he aa jao
Masjid thori hy.
 
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Tera naam chand pe likhne ko ji chahta hy
Mgr


Aik to mra hath ni jata
Or
2nd
Ye khayal muje dopehar ko ata hy
Or
3rd
Ami ny ziada dur jany sy mana kia hy.;-)
 
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1970,
dulha sochta tha jehez m radio mil jay
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1980,
cycle
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1990
bike
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2000
car
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2013,
ya ALLAH bs bina boyfriend wali dulhan mil jae or kuch ni chahiye.
 
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Pathan k pechy Churail Lag Gai.
pathan Gabhra kar bhaga, Churail bhi us ke pechy bhagi,
pathan Bhagty hue Duaain yaad karne Laga, Dar ki waja se Jab koi Dua yad Na i to wo Oonchi Aawaz Mein bola,
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Lab pe Aati hai Dua ban ke Tamnna Meri,
Churil boli Zindgi khatam
Aj Gul khan Teri :p
 
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Pathan Ne AC Lagwaya.
Dost Ne Poucha:
Tum Ko Tu Sardi Boht Lagti Hy, Phr AC Q?
Pathan:

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Tabhi to Ulta Lagwaya Hy
Garam Hawa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar.;-)
 
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1 Pthan Dukan Wale Se
or janab kese ho
Dukan Wala:
bUs apki dua chahye
pthan:wo hm tm ko nhi dega
Dukan Wala:mgr Q?
Pthan: bagerat ka bcha dua hmari Bivi hai
 
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Charsi ne call milai to awaz ai:

"IS call k lye apka bAlnce na-kafi hai


Charsi: Koi bat nai meri jaan
Tum se baat ho jati hy bs itna hi Balance kafi hai.
 
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Wife Apni Marriage Anniversary Par Boli:
Chota Mota Hi Sahi, Par Gold Ka Kuch Laa den..:-/:-*

Husband:
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Ye Lo
TARA GOLD.:p
 
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Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?

Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai.

Teacher: Kya Matlab

Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.
 
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Zindgi main Agr bohat Pareshan ho Gay ho tu. . .

1 Lambi Rassi Lo
1 Drakht Py Baandh k

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JhoOla Jholo

Enjoy kr Pagal Zindgi bohat Qeemti Hy:)@cute bhoot @TafreehMela
 
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