sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
boy: oh! paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho
sardar: oye ! girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.
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1 sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya..
guess woh kya bola.....
is mein aur colour dikhao
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sardar aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
2nd sardar: wo kaise?
1st sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.
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sardar talking on cell.
2nd sardar: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st: biwi se.....
2nd: itne... pyar se....?
1st: tumhari hai. . .
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sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..
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boy: oh! paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho
sardar: oye ! girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.
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1 sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya..
guess woh kya bola.....
is mein aur colour dikhao
========================================
sardar aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
2nd sardar: wo kaise?
1st sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.
=========================================
sardar talking on cell.
2nd sardar: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st: biwi se.....
2nd: itne... pyar se....?
1st: tumhari hai. . .
======================================
sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..
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