Mashwara ho to aisa ho

[Nelly]

aray bhai idhar b light nai jaati but andhere main zarur try karungi

 

[S@HIL]

or bhd main sb ko batan k kia hoa tha

degchi (chaye ka bartan) se garma garam chaye direct peny se galle main mithas or sur aaty hain

 

[Nelly]

honton per lipstick lagani ho to kuch ghante mehndi laga k rakhen so khud ba khud natural colour aa jaye ga

 

[S@HIL]

garri chalana na aata ho to aankhain bnd ker k chalani chahey.................

 

[A.J Raees]

hahahahahahah!!!!!
nice!!!!!

 

[Nelly]

haha agar gari ka patrol khatam ho jaye to aap gari ko dakka laga ke manzil tak le jayen​

 

[S@HIL]

agar aap roz nahaty nahi hain to aik glass pani pi leny se bhi kam chal jata hy

 

[SHB_Bhaiya]

ager aaap ko macher kaaat le to aap ko macher ko kaaat leen is se malaria macher ko hoga aap ko nahi.....

 

[S@HIL]

waise aap ko machar kat bhi ley to wo bichara to mar jaye ga bachy ga tab na.......


tv ki screen ko bartan dhony wali jali se saaf kia karain...................

 

[Nelly]

agar aap k munh pe moles hain to aari le ke kaat den

 

[SHB_Bhaiya]

Ager moles zyada hon to mon he kat den us ki jagah paper mein face bana ke laga den. . . . .

 

[Nelly]

haha lolz

 

[S@HIL]

kacha anda chilky samait khany se hadiyan mazboot hoti hain

 

[SHB_Bhaiya]

Aik handsome murga palne se aap ko daily free egg mil sakte hain. . . . Kyon ke paros ki her murgi andaa aap ke ghar he de gi. . . . .

 

[Nelly]

aag bhujane k liye aur phoonk maaren aag bhuj jaye gi

 

[Hoorain]

agar gaari may CNG khatam ho jae to chulhe a pipe utaar kar gaari k saath laga dain

 

[Nelly]

haha aur agar chulhe main b khatam ho jaye to khud ko aur gari ko patang k saath bhand k manzil tak pohnchen

 

[Hoorain]

aur agar patang kat jae to aakhri baar dunya ko bulandi se daikh lain

 

[Nelly]

aur us ke liye dur been aur camesa saath le jaana mat bhoolen

 

[Hoorain]

hahahha nellu inni khatarnaak planning u ko to manager hona chahie kisi company ki