Tafreehmela bethak

[SaRkaR]

JOKES DAY.....{(yahoo12)}
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[HINATA]

sardar k ghar chor aagya
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga
sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
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sardar:aik tou chori utto saday naal recaan?​

 

[SaRkaR]

 

[SaRkaR]

Ek sardaar :jee bus mein jaa rahey hotey hain aur neechey waaley hissey mein bathai huey they.
Upar sey awaaz aai, "Shamshaad!" Sardar ney apna sar bahir nikaala to upar sey ek chamaat para.
Phir thori deir baad ek aur dafa kissi ney kaha, "Shamshad!" Phir Sardar ney apna sar bahir nikala aur chamaata parra.
Baraabar key aadmi ney poocha, kiya tumhaara naam Shamshad hai?

Sardar boley, nahin mein ussey bewaqoof bana raha thaa.

 

[HaLaKOO]

Sardar: Meri taang neeli ho gai hai.
Hakeem: Kaatni paregi zehar phail gaya hai..
Sardar: Kaat dain..

Do Din Baad !!
Sardar: Meri doosri taang bhi neeli ho gai hai.
Hakeem: Yeh bhi kaatni paregi.... Yahan plastic ki taang laga doonga.

Do Din Baad !!
Sardar: Plastic ki taang bhi neeli ho gai hai..
Hakeem: Fikar na karo beemari ka pata chal gaya hai ..

Tumhari Dhoti Ka Rang Utar Rha Hai <<

 

[SaRkaR]

Us ke qadam jahan parray,




hum ne woh jaga choom li faraz...







Aur woh meri ammi ko keh gayi...














"Aunti twada munda mitti khanda aay..".......lol

 

[RedRose64]

lolzzzzzzzz

 

[SaRkaR]

R.R AAJ TU JOKE SUNA DENA THA

 

[unique-style]

Teacher:
"Us ne khudkushi kr li"

"Usay khudkushi kerni pari"

Farq batao?

Student:
Pehle wale ki love marriage thi or dusre ki arrange marriage

 

[Hans_Mukh]

neechay app k liye dosti ka gift hay
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dnada hay apne sar pe mar lain
kam kurtay nahi aur gift chahiye
wah g wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HINATA]

Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiteril murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!​

 

[Hans_Mukh]

Police stopped a drunk man & asked"
Where are u going?

Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.


Cop: Who 'll lecture u at midnight?

Man: My Wife

 

[SaRkaR]

Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident

Judge : how did accident occur

Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping

 

[Nelly]

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay

Pathan ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti?

Sardar: hum lassi bana rahe hein.

Pathan: Ha ha ha. O pagal k bacha log is liye tum per lateefa banata hai.

Itna lassi tumara baap piye ga?
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[Pari]

Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:


Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?



Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega

 

[HINATA]

APNI APNI PASAND

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[Nelly]

meri pasand hai
delicious food jaise ke pizza and pasta
fruit main strawberries
aur mujhe clothes, dresses, jewellery acchi lagti hai​

 

[unique-style]

mge cosmetics se buht lv hai {(yahoo12)}

 

[Nelly]

koi aur bhi to batao naa apni apni pasand​

 

[Pari]

Mujhe New New clothes phenna bht pasand hai!