Tafreehmela bethak

[Nelly]

aapki kashish sar farosh hai
aapka nasha yun madhosh hai
kya kahain tum se jaan-e-jaan
gum hua hosh hai​

 

[HINATA]

jokes{(yahoo12)}
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[SaRkaR]

Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko milega?
2nd: sab se aagey waley ko
sardar toh phir peechay waley kyun bhag rahey hein..?

 

[HINATA]

ek pota dada sy:
dada me apni girl friend ko kya dun?
dada:
wo dikhnay mai kasi he?
potta:
bohat khoobsurat hai.
dada:
to phir us ko mera number dy do.
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[SaRkaR]

1Sheikh Ghar kay liye her saal sirf 5kg ghee kahridta tha

subha nashte main sabko ghee wale dabe per roti pahir ker daita tha

Sheikh dabe ko almari may lock rakhta tha

aik din sheikh nashty per late phoncta to daikhta hay

kay sub bache roti ko almari per pahir ker kha rahy hain

sheikh cheek ker bola

Nalaiqo kadi Rukhi V kha lia karo

 

[HINATA]

sardar ny makkhi k dono pr kaat diye or kaga "ur ja"
wo na uri tou sardar ny kaha
tajarby se sabit hua k agar makkhi k dono pr kaat liye jain to wo sun nahi sakti

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[SaRkaR]

Bahu : Maaji yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi dusari ladki ka chakkar....

Saas : Array kalmunhee to hamesha ulta kyun soch hai,
Aisa bhi ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho

 

[unique-style]

Aik charsi 3rd floor say neche gir gaya
logon ne dekha to sab pareshan ho ker ayay or charsi se pocha kia howa bhai?

Charsi:
Pata nahe yar mein khd abi aya hon neche

 

[Nelly]

ek sardar har subah apni apni behen ko college chorne jaate the
raaste main kuch manchle larke unhain dekh ke awaaz lagate "oye sardar jee apni mashooqa ke saath kitthe jaa rahe ho"?
kayi din sardar ne bardasht kiya lekin ek din un ki ghairat ne josh maara to unhon ne socha ke kal un larkon ko munh todh jawab denge
agle din unhi larkon ne un ko dekh ke ke jab wohi baat ki to sardar ne gusse se kaha
"oye mashooqa ho gi yeh tumhari meri to yeh behen hai"

 

[SaRkaR]

A Sardar Go On Cycle accidently hits a lady
Lady:way anniya , Brekaan nai maar sakda see..?
Sardar G:Sohneo, Poori cycle tey maar ditti aey
Hale v naraz ho..?

 

[RedRose64]

lolz immo n neeli

 

[SaRkaR]

lolz immo n neeli

aap b kuch suna do

 

[Nelly]

yes R.R tum bhi kuch suna do​

 

[HINATA]

gup shup {(batain)}
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[SaRkaR]

tu shuru karoooooo guppppp marna

 

[HaLaKOO]

Maro Maro Mai Lapait Loonga <<

 

[SaRkaR]

sab mil k halakoo ko maroo ye phir apne aap ko lapait le ga

 

[HaLaKOO]

Gup Marne Ki Bat HO Rahi Hai CHoru Logo Gup Maro !!

 

[SaRkaR]

sab se bade guppi tu tum ho halakoo...shuru kar na ab{)^})

 

[HaLaKOO]

Yar Wo Aj Subha Obama Mila Mujhe Mai Ne Do Chamat Lagae Rota Hua Ghar Chala Gaya K Abbu Ko Bula K Lata Hoon <<<