TM Goal Ghapai & Fruit Chat

[dream girl]

arree bhai.......ap mujhe pe karo na yakeen me to regular aati

hun na apki shop per aur ap ho ki abhi tak soch mein ho ke kis per

yakeen karun......

regular member koi chori karta hai kya......

dekhne na nazar bhai kitna kam aate hai shop per.......

bhai ap mujhpe yakeen karo......nazar bhai ne hi chori kiye hai......

 

[Waqar Hussain]

hmmm yeh bhi app teek bool rahee hoo

chaloo kar leyaa app per yakeen

wasay tum nay kaal 2 plate fruit chat

kahee ti ann k passai kyon dai ga

 

[dream girl]

bhai 2 plate............kab bhai mene kab khai thi.....

 

[Waqar Hussain]

oyeeeeeeeee kaal kahee ti joo tum apney dost rr sister k saat ahey ti jaab

 

[dream girl]

bhai wo platey r-r hi khaa gai thi.......apko yaad nai ap US ki dukhan se makhiyan lane gay thy....aur me apki dukan ki rakhwali kar rahi thi......tab us waqt r-r ne meri bhi platey kah gai thi......ap us se mango paise......

 

[Waqar Hussain]

haan tu woh mangwai tu tum nay ti na aur kaha ta k rr ko dai doo iss k passai main dogi

 

[dream girl]

kab bhai mene kab kah tha............

ji nai me nai doon gi.......aur bhai waise bhi usne khai hai na to usse maango................

 

[Waqar Hussain]

okay fine abb tum ko koi plate bhi nahi milay gi phir

 

[dream girl]

nai nai bhai aisa to mat bolo na..............

acha thik hai bhai kitne paise huwe hai..............

 

[Waqar Hussain]

2 plates k 50 rupes aur tip milaa kar 100 rupes

 

[dream girl]

kya..........................

yeh tip kaha se aa gai beech me....ji nai koi tip ship doon gi.......

100 rps to apko mujhe dene chahiye......apko yaad nai ke mene apki dukan sambhli thi jab ap makhiya lene gay the.......

 

[Waqar Hussain]

haan tu makkiyaa pakarnai bhi tu ap k leyai hee gaya ta

aghar app nay dheek bhaal ki ti tu koi ahsaan nahi keyaa ta

aur yeh kia tum tip kyue nahi dogi

 

[dream girl]

haan haan.....makhiyan to mere liye hi pakarna gay the per r-r na khayi thi mene tou nai na....{(upset)}

me tip is liye nai dun gi kyun ki mene apki dukan sambhaliti.............is liye tip ke paise kattey gay hain.......

 

[Waqar Hussain]

okay fine ...... iss dafa maaf keyai

tum per ... per next time deyna pharai gai

achaa abb 50 rupes tu doo na

 

[dream girl]

bhai mujhpe dhehan ya dusro pe.......

oooppppss bhai main apna purse ghar bhool aayi hun.......

 

[Waqar Hussain]

hmmmmm tu phir teek hai jaab tum passai lekar ahoo gi phir hee tum ko abb kuch milai ga warna nahi

 

[dream girl]

acha bhai jo mene apki dukan ki rakhwali ki hai na us me se paise le lo na........

 

[Waqar Hussain]

haan tu lai tu leyai 50 rupes tip k cut kar tu deyai abb aur katnay cut karoo

 

[dream girl]

acha tou phir mera hisaab pura ho gaya na....

chaley na mujhe ek plate de goll ghapay ki.......

 

[Waqar Hussain]

oyeeeeeeeeeeeeee kaha say pura hoo gaya

100 rupes tay na 50 tip k cut gahai bachai 50

woh kyon dai ga