TM Member's Joke Mela

[Prince-Farry]

mujhe door rakhna joke se toofan bhai...

 

[St0rm]

hmmm tumey to main bhool hi gaya tha.......

 

[St0rm]

atif , shb or pf picnic manany gaye or sath main samosey etc. b ley gaye..

waha ja kar dekha to pepsi to ghar main bhool gaye...

atif or pf ne faisala kiya ke shb hi wapas ghar jayega pepsi lane ke liye..

lekin shb is shart par razee ho gaya ke os ke aaney se pehle samosey na khaye jaye..

atif or pf ne kaha teek hai.. shb chala gaya..

wo wait karte rahe 1 ginta guzar gaya.. dosra ginta b .. is tarah 5 gintey guzar gaye...

pf ne atif se kaha ke humey samosey kha leney chahiye .. wo nahi aa raha..

jaise hi dono ne samoso ko haath lagay.... shb tree ke peechey se bahar nikal aaya or kaha

ke agar tum dono aisa karo gey to main nahi jaaonga...

 

[Hoorain]

ooooooooops hahahha shb bhaya se yhi umeed thi

gud one storm bhaya

 

[Nelly]

inna lamba joke

khair nice joke​

 

[St0rm]

thanks hoooooor..

waise nelli samajh main aa gaya ya nai...

 

[Nelly]

lolzzzz haan na bhaiyya

nice joke​

 

[St0rm]

hmmmm good..

 

[Nelly]

jee
ok next joke kaun sunaye ga​

 

[St0rm]

tum b kuch sunao gee ya nai.....

 

[Nelly]

accha to sunen
Noor apne gadhe ko nehla raa tha to adi ne poocha isey kis khushi main nehla re ho
NOOR: is ki kal shadi hai
adi: mubarak ho yar....to is khushi main hamen kya khilao ge??????
Noor : aray jo yeh khaye ga wohi tum bhi kha lena​

 

[St0rm]

hahahah.... nice.

very funny....

 

[Atif-adi]

farry apni pehli BV neelu ki tareef kerte hue kehta hai...​

FARRY : kabhi tum aishwariya lagti ho,
NEELU : haee such..
FARRY : kabhi angelina lagti ho
NEELU: o god sachi ?
FARRY: kabhi meera lagti ho
NEELU : me sadke jawan
FARRY : kay tum me koi shareef larkio wali khoobi nahi...?
NEELU : ​

 

[Nelly]

heheh nice joke adi​

 

[Noor_Afridi]

hahaha niCe jOke
Sab mujh par niShana laga kar betay hOyeh hain
​

 

[RedAngel]

tm b kisi par lga do....................

 

[St0rm]

nice joke atif.....

 

[RedAngel]

lolx..............................

 

[Noor_Afridi]

RA yeh lO tumharay liyeh
Aik RA thi Deewani Si Aik Charsi par wO marti thi
ChOri ChOri Chupke Chupke Chars bhara karti thi
CharS peena tha Shayid par OS ki badbOo say wO darti thi
Mujh Say Aksar pOocha karti thi
yeh CharSi keSa hOtay hai CharSi keSay hOta hai

​

 

[unique-style]

Noor: Hum bachpan may buht takatwar tha
Toofan: wo kese?
Noor: humara maa kehta hai jub hum rota tha to sara gher sir per utha lta tha