Want to become a chemist!!!!

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Oct 13, 2008
You Might Be a Chemist if...

  • you carry your lab safety goggles around with you at all times, just in case...
  • you don't drink water, you drink H2O.
  • you start disagreeing with movies and TV shows on scientific aspects.
  • you carry a base solution around with you at all times, just in case one of those freak Hydrochloric acid spills happen.
  • you become very agitated when people refer to air as Oxygen, and proceed to list all of the components of air.
  • instead of writing ozone you write O3.
  • you start referring to the smell of nail polish remover as an acetone smell.
  • you no longer ask for Tylenol, you ask for acetaminophen.
  • you actually enjoy going to Chemistry class.
  • you think a mole is a unit of amount, rather than a small furry animal in your lawn.
  • you pronounce unionized as "un-ion-ized", instead of "union-ized".
  • you wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.
  • you start explaining the condensation of water vapour every time your soda can has water drops and people think water is coming out of the can.