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Waqar Hussain

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areeeeeeeey main tumare bhais beach kar mukar gaya hoo

joo tum muj ko jhotaa bool rahee hoo .... aur bass rahnai

doo ... age nahi chupti ... tum yaha ki saab say old cheaz hoo

tum ko pata hai aghar main nay ajaib ghar waloo ko bataa deya

too uthaa kar lai jahai gai per sochta hoo choroo pangaa logi

na too bolaa loga phir falto main tumara yaha per cartoon

channel band hoo jahai ga
 

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aray mairay bhai kion itna sohctay ho ap..ap nay yeh to soch lia k main yahan ki sab say porani hoon..per ap nay yeh to nahi socha na k site say hut kar mairi age kafi choti hai..or ap say to bohat he ziyada..so real life may ap ko museum may bheja jayga mughe nahi {(danceeee)}{(danceeee)}
wow kitna maza ayayga ap ko museum may rakha jayga ..log sore say aa k kahyein gay wo dekho nomona {(laugh)}{(laugh)}
 

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haan too mere bachai ... mere munni ... main nomona hoo too tum bhi too nomoni hoo dear

aur aik baat phalai tum teek say soch loo aghar mind hai too k main soch saktaa hoo ya nahi kyue k kabhi tum bolti hoo k mere pass mind nahi aur kabhi bolte hoo atnay nahi sochaa karoo
 

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main kion namooni hoon..ap apna or maira link bar bar kion bana dete ho ..me ko aisay kamo may apna link kisi say nahi banana haan{(girldance)}

or ap ko pata hona chiaye k ap k pas mind hai yah nahi..mughe batanay ki zaroorat nahi hai..or sach batanay say sharmiyay mat.coz i know nahi hai {}{:p
 

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main kion namooni hoon..ap apna or maira link bar bar kion bana dete ho ..me ko aisay kamo may apna link kisi say nahi banana haan{(girldance)}

or ap ko pata hona chiaye k ap k pas mind hai yah nahi..mughe batanay ki zaroorat nahi hai..or sach batanay say sharmiyay mat.coz i know nahi hai {}{:p

tum wakee hee nomoni hoo dear .... aur mind hai ya nahi hai bass ALLAH ka sukar hai jasay bhi hoo abb main
({smilestar)}
 

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yah agree wid MORGENSTERN...zahir hai jub koi personal hona chahay ga or humare pas koi answer nahi hoga to lil bit hume jhot ka sahara lena he parta hai

Zaroori naheen kay aap jhoot ka sahara lain us kay kai tareeqay ho saktay hain.

1. Aisa jawab dain kay jhoot bhi na ho aur sahi baat bhi na ho.

2. Ignore kar saktay hain.

3. Baat palat saktay hain.

4. Maazrat kar saktay hain kay main batana naheen chahti.

5.Ulta us say koi sawal kar lain aur baat ka rukh mor dain.

6. Baat mazaq main tal dain. Yani koi mazahiya sa jawab day dain.

Jaisay koi aap ki umr poochay to kah dain choti hoon ya bohat bari hoon ub aap nain jawab bhi naheen dia aur day bhi dia.

Ya kah dain aap nain suna naheen kay larkiyaan kabhi apni umr sahi naheen batateen to phir kioon pooch rahi hain.

Ya yay kah dain umr say aap ko kia lena dena.

Jaisay mujh say koi umr poochta hai to main kahti hoon kioon shadi wadi karnay ya karwanay ka iraada hai agar naheen to phir umr ki kia zaroorat.

Ya dosti main umr naheen daikhi jati

Ya jhoot bol doon to kia faida us say achcha na boloon.

Jhoot ki to kisi haal main ijazat naheen khuwah mazaq main hi kisi ko hasanay kay liay.

Quran main hai Allah aur us kay farishton ki lanat hai aisay logon pay jo logon ko hasanay kay liaay jhoot boltay hain. Main pehlay bohat hasanay kay liaay jhoot bola karti thi jub say suna bohat kaam karti hoon adat choni ki koshish karti rahti hoon Allah ka shukr hai kafi kum ho gai hai.


Aik hadees hai jis main aik shuks nain Muhammad Sallalho Alaihi Wasallim say poocha teen buraion kay baray main kia musalman main ho sakti hain aik bukhl, doosra yaad naheen aur teesra jhoot to Muhammad Sallaho Alaihi Wasallim nain kaha haon yay donon buraiaan musalman main ho sakteen hai per musalman jhoota naheen ho sakta.
 
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Zaroori naheen kay aap jhoot ka sahara lain us kay kai tareeqay ho saktay hain.

1. Aisa jawab dain kay jhoot bhi na ho aur sahi baat bhi na ho.

2. Ignore kar saktay hain.

3. Baat palat saktay hain.

4. Maazrat kar saktay hain kay main batana naheen chahti.

5.Ulta us say koi sawal kar lain aur baat ka rukh mor dain.

6. Baat mazaq main tal dain. Yani koi mazahiya sa jawab day dain.

Jaisay koi aap ki umr poochay to kah dain choti hoon ya bohat bari hoon ub aap nain jawab bhi naheen dia aur day bhi dia.

Ya kah dain aap nain suna naheen kay larkiyaan kabhi apni umr sahi naheen batateen to phir kioon pooch rahi hain.

Ya yay kah dain umr say aap ko kia lena dena.

Jaisay mujh say koi umr poochta hai to main kahti hoon kioon shadi wadi karnay ya karwanay ka iraada hai agar naheen to phir umr ki kia zaroorat.

Ya dosti main umr naheen daikhi jati

Ya jhoot bol doon to kia faida us say achcha na boloon.

Jhoot ki to kisi haal main ijazat naheen khuwah mazaq main hi kisi ko hasanay kay liay.

Quran main hai Allah aur us kay farishton ki lanat hai aisay logon pay jo logon ko hasanay kay liaay jhoot boltay hain. Main pehlay bohat hasanay kay liaay jhoot bola karti thi jub say suna bohat kaam karti hoon adat choni ki koshish karti rahti hoon Allah ka shukr hai kafi kum ho gai hai.


Aik hadees hai jis main aik shuks nain Muhammad Sallalho Alaihi Wasallim say poocha teen buraion kay baray main kia musalman main ho sakti hain aik bukhl, doosra yaad naheen aur teesra jhoot to Muhammad Sallaho Alaihi Wasallim nain kaha haon yay donon buraiaan musalman main ho sakteen hai per musalman jhoota naheen ho sakta.
:-bd {(popcorn)}
 

Hoorain

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net pe to nhi bolti jhoot... btana chahun kuch to bta deti hun nhi to mana kar deti hun {(popcorn)}
real main bolti hun kabhi bhai k saath :-ss
 

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wesy to joth nai bolti or jb koi bat na batany ka dil ho or koi bar bar puchy to main tang hoti hoon or gussa ata hy to pher joth ka hi sahara lena parta hy....
 

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sach sach r jhoot jhoot hota ha
jhoot cahay mazaq mn bola jaye hota jhoot ha

sirf wo jhoot maaf ha jo ksi ki jaan bachany k liye bola jaye
 
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