English man : My grandfather died at the age of 96 yrs,,
but he never used glasses...!!
Santa : I know some people drink water directly from TOTEE..
but he never used glasses...!!
Santa : I know some people drink water directly from TOTEE..
hain???English man : My grandfather died at the age of 96 yrs,,
but he never used glasses...!!
Santa : I know some people drink water directly from TOTEE..
ohh God ye kasa joke hai
English man : My grandfather died at the age of 96 yrs,,hain???
yeh kia tha?
..........English man : My grandfather died at the age of 96 yrs,,
but
he never used glasses.. matlab unhone kabhi CHASMA(glass) istemal nahi kiya...
Santa : I know some people drink water directly from TOTEE.. ( nal ki totee )
Shukriya,NICE......................
pata nahe .......shayad wo zeyada samjhdar hon ..Shukriya,
Kuch logon ko samajh me kyun nahi aa raha hai...
Ho Sakta hai.. khair......pata nahe .......shayad wo zeyada samjhdar hon ..
NICEEEE.........
A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.
In a corner a chooha too is dancing.
He is asked, “Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?”
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“Mere chhote bhai ki shadi hai…Nachunga Nahin?”
“Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?”
“Shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha!”, replied chooha.
this is the best one......
A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.
In a corner a chooha too is dancing.
He is asked, “Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?”
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“Mere chhote bhai ki shadi hai…Nachunga Nahin?”
“Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?”
“Shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha!”, replied chooha.