Jokes Collection...

[Rubi]

" Boy & Girl "

Boy: I love U

Girl: HaHaHaHaHaHa....

Boy: Mai tumhari khatir apni jaan b de skta hon...

Girl: HaHaHaHaHaHa....

Boy: Tumhare bina mai zinda ni rehskta ...

Girl: HaHaHaHaHaHa....

Boy: Mai tumko 1000 ka balance bhej raha hon tumhe miljai to bata dena...

Girl: Jub ?

Boy: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Ally @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@neevrap @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @umer847 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @shelish @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@ek_ajnabi @sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@farhan memon @Zed_taurian @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Mantasha_Zawaar
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @princesssunaina @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@Fizan @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@saimaaaaaaa @Tasawwur @Era @sweetiiqra @Zincs @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @kiran_munawar @white_rose991

 

[marzish]

hehehe[DOUBLEPOST=1365535627][/DOUBLEPOST]hehehe

 

[Iceage-TM]

" Boys K Top 8 Jhoot "

* Mujhe tumhari bohot fikar hai...
( Jhootay )

* Tum meri life ki pehli or aakhri pasand ho...
( Astaghfirullah )

* Cell silent pe tha jaan...
( Larkon ka phone silent ??? )

* Ammi ki call hai...
( Yar hud he hogai )

* Hamari Shadi zaror hogi...
( Full topi )

* Tumhare parents mere parents hen...
( Sirf shadi se pehle tak )

* Tumhare siwa kisi se bat ni krta...
( Touba karo )

* Tum na mili to kanwara betha rahonga...
( Sirf 1 haftay tak )

So is it realy true ?


@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Ally @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @umer847 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @shelish @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@ek_ajnabi @sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@farhan memon @Zed_taurian @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Mantasha_Zawaar
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @princesssunaina @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@Fizan @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@saimaaaaaaa @Tasawwur @Era @sweetiiqra @Zincs @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @kiran_munawar @white_rose991

 

[Shiraz-Khan]

@ChoCo or @Abidi ko pata hoga
@Iceage-TM

 

[Abid Mahmood]

@ChoCo or @Abidi ko pata hoga
@Iceage-TM

kis bat ka pata?

 

[Shiraz-Khan]

kis bat ka pata?

anjaan comety k chairman sahab... farhan ney jo boys k 8 jhoot paish kiye hein

 

[Abid Mahmood]

anjaan comety k chairman sahab... farhan ney jo boys k 8 jhoot paish kiye hein

yar tumhain pata ha k ma intahai shareef hoon aur boht ziada sharmeela b hun,girls se jhuti to kia,kabi sachi bat b nahi ke,

 

[Toobi]

hahaha lolzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Asheer]

" Boys K Top 8 Jhoot "

* Mujhe tumhari bohot fikar hai...
( Jhootay )

* Tum meri life ki pehli or aakhri pasand ho...
( Astaghfirullah )

* Cell silent pe tha jaan...
( Larkon ka phone silent ??? )

* Ammi ki call hai...
( Yar hud he hogai )

* Hamari Shadi zaror hogi...
( Full topi )

* Tumhare parents mere parents hen...
( Sirf shadi se pehle tak )

* Tumhare siwa kisi se bat ni krta...
( Touba karo )

* Tum na mili to kanwara betha rahonga...
( Sirf 1 haftay tak )

So is it realy true ?


@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Ally @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @umer847 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @shelish @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@ek_ajnabi @sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@farhan memon @Zed_taurian @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Mantasha_Zawaar
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @princesssunaina @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@Fizan @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@saimaaaaaaa @Tasawwur @Era @sweetiiqra @Zincs @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @kiran_munawar @white_rose991

hahahahaha.......

 

[marzish]

100% true hy

 

[zehar]

 

[Rubi]

" Boys K Top 8 Jhoot "

* Mujhe tumhari bohot fikar hai...
( Jhootay )

* Tum meri life ki pehli or aakhri pasand ho...
( Astaghfirullah )

* Cell silent pe tha jaan...
( Larkon ka phone silent ??? )

* Ammi ki call hai...
( Yar hud he hogai )

* Hamari Shadi zaror hogi...
( Full topi )

* Tumhare parents mere parents hen...
( Sirf shadi se pehle tak )

* Tumhare siwa kisi se bat ni krta...
( Touba karo )

* Tum na mili to kanwara betha rahonga...
( Sirf 1 haftay tak )

So is it realy true ?


@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Ally @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @umer847 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @shelish @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@ek_ajnabi @sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@farhan memon @Zed_taurian @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Mantasha_Zawaar
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @princesssunaina @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@Fizan @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@saimaaaaaaa @Tasawwur @Era @sweetiiqra @Zincs @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @kiran_munawar @white_rose991

...

 

[Wafa_Khan]

" Boys K Top 8 Jhoot "

* Mujhe tumhari bohot fikar hai...
( Jhootay )

* Tum meri life ki pehli or aakhri pasand ho...
( Astaghfirullah )

* Cell silent pe tha jaan...
( Larkon ka phone silent ??? )

* Ammi ki call hai...
( Yar hud he hogai )

* Hamari Shadi zaror hogi...
( Full topi )

* Tumhare parents mere parents hen...
( Sirf shadi se pehle tak )

* Tumhare siwa kisi se bat ni krta...
( Touba karo )

* Tum na mili to kanwara betha rahonga...
( Sirf 1 haftay tak )

So is it realy true ?


@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Ally @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @umer847 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @shelish @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@ek_ajnabi @sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@farhan memon @Zed_taurian @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Mantasha_Zawaar
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @princesssunaina @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@Fizan @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@saimaaaaaaa @Tasawwur @Era @sweetiiqra @Zincs @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @kiran_munawar @[quote="Rubi, post: 1964809, memb

 

[Iceage-TM]

" Mom Vs Child "

My Mom asked me: Why dont u study the whole year & study only during exams ?

I Replied: Because Lehron ka sukoon sabhi ko pasand hai lekin toofano mai kashti nikalne ka maza he kch or hai...

Mom: Idher aa mai btaon Titanic k driver

@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@saimaaaaaaa @Tasawwur @Era @sweetiiqra @Zincs @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @kiran_munawar @white_rose991
@Ghooost @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @princesssunaina @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@farhan memon @Zed_taurian @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Mantasha_Zawaar
@ek_ajnabi @sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@Noorjee @azeyy @shelish @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@zubia @umer847 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath

 

[Hoorain]

" Mom Vs Child "

My Mom asked me: Why dont u study the whole year & study only during exams ?

I Replied: Because Lehron ka sukoon sabhi ko pasand hai lekin toofano mai kashti nikalne ka maza he kch or hai...

Mom: Idher aa mai btaon Titanic k driver

@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath

hahaha

 

[ChoCo]

" Mom Vs Child "

My Mom asked me: Why dont u study the whole year & study only during exams ?

I Replied: Because Lehron ka sukoon sabhi ko pasand hai lekin toofano mai kashti nikalne ka maza he kch or hai...

Mom: Idher aa mai btaon Titanic k driver

@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@ek_ajnabi @sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@Noorjee @azeyy @shelish @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@zubia @umer847 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath

 

[Shiraz-Khan]

h

hahaha...

 

[marzish]

hahaha nice joke

 

[Asheer]

hahahahaha........

 

[Mahen]

" Mom Vs Child "

My Mom asked me: Why dont u study the whole year & study only during exams ?

I Replied: Because Lehron ka sukoon sabhi ko pasand hai lekin toofano mai kashti nikalne ka maza he kch or hai...

Mom: Idher aa mai btaon Titanic k driver

@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@saimaaaaaaa @Tasawwur @Era @sweetiiqra @Zincs @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @kiran_munawar @white_rose991
@Ghooost @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @princesssunaina @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@farhan memon @Zed_taurian @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Mantasha_Zawaar
@ek_ajnabi @sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@Noorjee @azeyy @shelish @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@zubia @umer847 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath

101 % true kabhi try krna