Jokes Collection...

[zehar]

 

[Rubi]

" Mom Vs Child "

My Mom asked me: Why dont u study the whole year & study only during exams ?

I Replied: Because Lehron ka sukoon sabhi ko pasand hai lekin toofano mai kashti nikalne ka maza he kch or hai...

Mom: Idher aa mai btaon Titanic k driver

@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@saimaaaaaaa @Tasawwur @Era @sweetiiqra @Zincs @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @kiran_munawar @white_rose991
@Ghooost @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @princesssunaina @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@farhan memon @Zed_taurian @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Mantasha_Zawaar
@ek_ajnabi @sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@Noorjee @azeyy @shelish @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@zubia @umer847 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath

hahahaha

 

[sanju]

Research Says That:

Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A
Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not....

But.....
.
.
.
.
Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!!

1st Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar

2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar

3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho
Gaya.

 

[zoonia]

" Mom Vs Child "

My Mom asked me: Why dont u study the whole year & study only during exams ?

I Replied: Because Lehron ka sukoon sabhi ko pasand hai lekin toofano mai kashti nikalne ka maza he kch or hai...

Mom: Idher aa mai btaon Titanic k driver

@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@saimaaaaaaa @Tasawwur @Era @sweetiiqra @Zincs @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @kiran_munawar @white_rose991
@Ghooost @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @princesssunaina @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@farhan memon @Zed_taurian @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Mantasha_Zawaar
@ek_ajnabi @sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@Noorjee @azeyy @shelish @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@zubia @umer847 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath

hahahahahahahahahaha greatttt

 

[NXXXS]

My wifi suddenly stop working :'(

.
.
Then I realized that my neighbors
have not paid the bill....
.
.
How
irresponsible people are.... D

 

[Silla]

ek shakhs hotel mein khana khanne ke baad foran jaldi jaldi chamcha saaf kerne laga

waiter uss shakhs ko dekhte he bhaga bhaga ayaa kehne laga ap ye chamchaa kyu saaf kr rahe hain

uss ne kaha agr saaf nahi keron ga tou meri jaib khrab ho jae gi lolll

 

[Iceage-TM]

hahaha awesome jokes
@Zincs @Ghooost @sanju
ese he ap log is thread mai jokes share krtey raha kren

 

[NXXXS]

 

[Iceage-TM]

Sardar: Yaar tere bhai di mout da bara afsos hoya c.... wese hoya ki c ?

2nd Sardar: Goli lagi c maathay wich...

Sardar: Chal Rab da shukar kr aakh bach gai ay....

@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @sammy05 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @simpal_boy786 @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@saimaaaaaaa @sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@farhan memon @Tasawwur @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Era
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @CHINTOO @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@Ghooost @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@Sarlaa @sweetiiqra @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @kiran_munawar @white_rose991 @Silla @Zyesha
@maanu115

 

[maanu115]

 

[Shiraz-Khan]

 

[Asheer]

 

[CuTe_HiNa]

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FRIENDS ASSLAM O ALLAIKUM[DOUBLEPOST=1366174812][/DOUBLEPOST]~o)

 

[Mahen]

Sardar: Yaar tere bhai di mout da bara afsos hoya c.... wese hoya ki c ?

2nd Sardar: Goli lagi c maathay wich...

Sardar: Chal Rab da shukar kr aakh bach gai ay....

shuker aey ankh bach gie {(hurt)}


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walikumu salaam how are you

 

[Iceage-TM]

shuker aey ankh bach gie {(hurt)}


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walikumu salaam how are you

 

[Mahen]

sahi tou kaha many agar ankh mein lag jati tou nazar hi na ata kuj {(connie2)}

 

[Iceage-TM]

sahi tou kaha many agar ankh mein lag jati tou nazar hi na ata kuj {(connie2)}

to ab konsa nazar araha hai

 

[Mahen]

to ab konsa nazar araha hai

oops ye tou many soucha hi nhi ta k banda tou muk gya ankh ho na ho kia fark pherta hai

 

[Iceage-TM]

oops ye tou many soucha hi nhi ta k banda tou muk gya ankh ho na ho kia fark pherta hai

hahaha u b na

 

[Arsalan_Afzal]

Sab posting bharha rhy hyn