TM Member's Joke Mela

[Rubi]

shavaaash ... lgi rao bazookaaa

MEhfill Loot Li


Ye Meri taraf Se Dedicated to OUR BHOOKe of TM @Abidi bhiya n @shiraz Uncle


Teacher : 2 me 2 nikle to kya bacha?
Shiraz Uncle : Hum ko Sawal Nahi Samjh Aaya
Teacher : Tumhare paas 2 rotin thin Tumne Unko Kha liye..so ab tumhare paas kiya bacha ?
Shiraz Uncle :Salan

@Hoorain @Azeyy @shailina @Manxil @Rubi @attiya @whiteros @Ally

 

[Abid Mahmood]

@Shiraz-Khan @Abidi @Azeyy brothersss dedicated to u

Ustaad : btao makhi aur haathi may kia farq hay?
sherry : jnab makhi ur sakti hay hathi nae ur sakta
Azeyy: makhi choti hoti hay haathi barra
abidi: makhi hathi par baith sakti hay,hathi makhi par nhi baith sakta

@ShiXu_MiXu @Qawareer @Sky-Walker @Bela @Rubi @Fa!th @Afrasyyab @Fanii

baqi to perfect ha lekon ustad ki jagha apna naam likhna tha

 

[AnadiL]

Teacher @Hoorain :"Ally mein itni daer se tum se aik question puch rahi hun aur tum aagay se bol he nahi rahay?
@Ally : "teacher aap ne he to kaha tha k barron k aagay nahi boltay"

 

[Hoorain]

MEhfill Loot Li


Ye Meri taraf Se Dedicated to OUR BHOOKe of TM @Abidi bhiya n @shiraz Uncle


Teacher : 2 me 2 nikle to kya bacha?
Shiraz Uncle : Hum ko Sawal Nahi Samjh Aaya
Teacher : Tumhare paas 2 rotin thin Tumne Unko Kha liye..so ab tumhare paas kiya bacha ?
Shiraz Uncle :Salan

@Hoorain @Azeyy @shailina @Manxil @Rubi @attiya @whiteros @Ally

hahahaha fittttt

 

[AnadiL]

shavaaash ... lgi rao bazookaaa

end me smily dena zaroori tha

 

[Rubi]

aaho
smiley na daalo to banda rude lgta hy

end me smily dena zaroori tha

 

[AnadiL]

aaho
smiley na daalo to banda rude lgta hy

U k liye Wo friendly Wala smily tha

 

[Rubi]

ni shyd kch xyada e friendly tha

U k liye Wo friendly Wala smily tha

 

[AnadiL]

ni shyd kch xyada e friendly tha

Sadqay u k friendly Smily k

 

[Zia_Hayderi]

@Rubi samundar mai doob rahe the aur dopte dopte us kai hath mai ek machle a gaye
us nae machli ko samandar sai bahir phenka aur boli " Tum apni jaan tu bachao sadi khair hai "

@[USERGROUP=109]Tag_TM[/USERGROUP]

ہائے ہمدردی کے پردے میں اندھیرا کردیا

 

[Rubi]

koi ni chirag jala lo

ہائے ہمدردی کے پردے میں اندھیرا کردیا

 

[Hoorain]

@Fanii bro @Afrasyyab bro ye ap k liye
afrasyyab to fanii: bhains ki kitni taangain hoti hain?
fanii: ye to koi bewaqoof b bta dega
afrass: issi liye to tum se poocha hay

@ShiXu_MiXu @Abidi @Rubi

 

[Rubi]

vaari kon jayega?

Sadqay u k friendly Smily k

 

[Rubi]

fani ki jga afra ka naam hna chahye tha

@Fanii bro @Afrasyyab bro ye ap k liye
afrasyyab to fanii: bhains ki kitni taangain hoti hain?
fanii: ye to koi bewaqoof b bta dega
afrass: issi liye to tum se poocha hay

@shizu_mixu @Abidi @Rubi

 

[AnadiL]

@Fanii bro @Afrasyyab bro ye ap k liye
afrasyyab to fanii: bhains ki kitni taangain hoti hain?
fanii: ye to koi bewaqoof b bta dega
afrass: issi liye to tum se poocha hay

@ShiXu_MiXu @Abidi @Rubi

@Fanii U ki zahanat ka sab ko pata h..dakh lo

 

[Zia_Hayderi]

koi ni chirag jala lo

kia loadshedding honey wali hey

 

[Rubi]

ho nhi rhi?

kia loadshedding honey wali hey

 

[Zia_Hayderi]

ho nhi rhi?

so cho agar l/shedding khatm hojaey to bacch o ka kia hoga?
un ka ka bahana khatm ho jae ga k light nahi he me kese parhoo

 

[Rubi]

garmi to phr b hogi na

so cho agar l/shedding khatm hojaey to bacch o ka kia hoga?
un ka ka bahana khatm ho jae ga k light nahi he me kese parhoo

 

[Zia_Hayderi]

so cho agar l/shedding khatm hojaey to bacch o ka kia hoga?
un ka ka bahana khatm ho jae ga k light nahi he me kese parhoo