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Feb 22, 2012
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Maa: beta apny liye 1 neik larki talash karo
jo
namazi ho
parhezgar ho
parda dar ho
neik seerat ho
Papu: Maa ye to bata us larki sy shadi karni hai
ya
DUM karwana hai..????!!!






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2 Aurtein 1 darakhat k neeche bethi kafi deir se batein kar rahi thin k achanak darakht se 1 aam(mango)gira
Pehli aurat
Ye aam kese gira?
Dosri aurat
kuch bolney hi wali thi k (AAM) kud hath joor ke bola
Puk gaya hoon tum dono ki baatein sunn sunn ke!!

{(no1)}{(no1)}{(no1)}

 
Feb 22, 2012
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lolzz.. thnx for passing by :p

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Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?

Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0u

Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain.

Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta he?

Girl: kuch der sochne k baad boli acha chalo kahin se naan chhollay kha lete han.:-D

{(haha)}{(haha)}
 
Feb 22, 2012
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i wd rather say... Smart kid.. lolzzz

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Faqeer:

Baji bhooka hoon,

Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo.

Baji: Khana abi nai paka.

Faqeer: Baji number likh lo jab pak jae to misscall de dena. :-D
]{(thx)}{(thx)}
 
Feb 22, 2012
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lolzz.. yaa i also cudnt stop laughing... its more like a fact now a days in Pakistan i guess... :)


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Sardar ka beta 5 subjects main Fail ho gya!!

Sardar: hun main nu Abba na bolain

Beta: oh jan day Abba aey school da test c koi DNA test nai c. ;->! lolzzz

{(haha)}{(haha)}

 
Feb 22, 2012
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hahahaha 2nd one is really Funny..! :-bd
thanks for passing by :)

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Pota: Daadi Se

kya aap TV par aati hain?

Daadi:Nahin Beta.

Pota:tu phir ami kiyun keh rahi

thi,

k tumhari daadi Aanay wali hain,

ab rooz naya drama hoga.

{(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}

 
Feb 22, 2012
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lolzz.. mard bolty hen magar pakaty nahi :p


herz another one... :p


Maa: beta apny liye 1 neik larki talash karo
jo
namazi ho
parhezgar ho
parda dar ho
neik seerat ho
Papu: Maa ye to bata us larki sy shadi karni hai
ya
DUM karwana hai..????!!! {(haha)}
 

HuriYa

(¯`★´¯)I'll Always Be Daddy's Doll(¯´★`¯)
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lolzz.. mard bolty hen magar pakaty nahi :p


herz another one... :p


Maa: beta apny liye 1 neik larki talash karo
jo
namazi ho
parhezgar ho
parda dar ho
neik seerat ho
Papu: Maa ye to bata us larki sy shadi karni hai
ya
DUM karwana hai..????!!! {(haha)}
Is pe tu already sab Hans chukay hain..! {(popcorn)}
 
Feb 22, 2012
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oh jee to fir se hansney par kya bill aata he :p



lolzz..

chalen is par hans len fir..



Friend: yaar main apni girl friend ko kya gift doon?
boy: diamond ka haar dedo..
friend: na yaar koi aisi cheez bata jo us ko
kabhi kisi ne na di ho.
boy: phansi de de. =))=))
 
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Feb 22, 2012
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lolzzzz...


Husband wife main larai hogai
husband ghar se chala gaya.
raat ko phone aya
husband: khane main kiya hai
wife: zehar
Husband: khana kha lena main dair se aaonga...
{(haha)}
 
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faari

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poota; dadi hum 5 loog hein kya hum 5 hi rahe gy
main ,sister, ammi ,abu ,ap
dadi; nahi beta jb tumhari shadi ho gi tu hum 6 ho jaein gy
poota ,lkn jb sister ki shadi ho gi hum phir se 5 ho jaein gy
dadi ,jb tum papa bano gy hum 6 ho jaein gy
poota jb ap mar jaein gi hum phir se 5 reh jaein
{(haha)}{(haha)}
 
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