Bhooli Si Surat

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Munnabhai and Circuit
Munna bhai: Are circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gela hai, Letter mein kya likhun??
Circuit: Simple bhai, likhne ka Dear Sister… I Love You!! Tumhara Munna Bhai

Salman Khan ladki dekhne gaya,
Ladki ki Maa behosh ho Gayi.
Hosh aaya to kisi ne pucha kya hua.
Maa boli: 20 saal pehle yeh mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.

 

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Question: What will Akshay Kumar’s name be when he turns 47?
Answer: AK – 47!!

 

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Dard – e – Disco, Shahrukh Vs Baba Ramdev

 

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Why doesn’t Shahrukh Khan appear in any sequel movie of Dharmendra?
Because he doesn’t want to change his k.k.k.kiran style to k.k.k.kutton, main tumhara k.k.k.khoon pee jaoonga.

 

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hahaha

 

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SRK to Manmohan Singh ​

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[Asheer]

Ek larka ek cute larki ko dekhaney ke baad kehta hai:
Bhooli si surat ankhon main masti dur kahri shrmaye aye haye

Yeh sunanay ke baad larki kehti hai:
Kala sa mun hatoon main kettle dur khara chilaye cahye cahye (Tea)

@Shiraz-Khan plizzz do tag others

hahahahah