Bhooli Si Surat

[Silent_lyf]

Dil se teri yaad na jaaye to kya karoon
Tasveer mein tu hi tu nazar aaye to kya karoon
Lene ko to le aayon tumhe khwaboon mein
Par neend hi na aaye to kya karoon…

 

[Silent_lyf]

Yaad rukti nahi rok paane se.
Dil maanta nahi kisi k smjhane se.
Ruk jati hai dhadkene aapko bhool jane se.
Isliye aapko yaad karte hai zine k bhaane se..

 

[Silent_lyf]

Dil me tamannaon ko dabana seekh liya,
Gam ko ankhon me chhipana seekh liya,
Mere chahre se kahin koi baat zaahir na ho,
Daba ke hothon ko hamne muskrana seekh liya…

 

[Silent_lyf]

Twada saya banke twada sath nibha waga
tu jithe vi jayegi tere piche aavaga
saya ta chadd janda hega sath andhere wich
lekin main andhere wich twada ujala ban jawaga…

 

[Bird-Of-Paradise]

Dil se teri yaad na jaaye to kya karoon
Tasveer mein tu hi tu nazar aaye to kya karoon
Lene ko to le aayon tumhe khwaboon mein
Par neend hi na aaye to kya karoon…

Nice

 

[Bird-Of-Paradise]

Twada saya banke twada sath nibha waga
tu jithe vi jayegi tere piche aavaga
saya ta chadd janda hega sath andhere wich
lekin main andhere wich twada ujala ban jawaga…

Lovely

 

[Silent_lyf]

Nice

shukriya

 

[Bird-Of-Paradise]

Dil me tamannaon ko dabana seekh liya,
Gam ko ankhon me chhipana seekh liya,
Mere chahre se kahin koi baat zaahir na ho,
Daba ke hothon ko hamne muskrana seekh liya…

hmmmm nice

 

[Silent_lyf]

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[Silent_lyf]

 

[Silent_lyf]

Brain Transplant

A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the family.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the vet.
All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?"
"Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The female brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!".

 

[Silent_lyf]

Monkey Sundae

A monkey walks into a drugstore and orders a fifty-cent sundae. He puts down a ten-dollar bill to pay for it.
The clerk thinks, "What can a monkey know about money?" So he hands back a single dollar in change and says, "You know, we don't get many monkeys in here."
"No wonder," answers the monkey, "At these prices you won't get many more."

 

[Silent_lyf]

This Maths Test Wil Tel U Abt Ur Favurit Prsnality.

Pick Any 1 no
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
Then * By 3 &
Thn +3
& Thn * by 3 Again.

Now U Wil Get A 2 Digit #.

ADD Both Digits & Ans wl B Fvrt Prsnlity.

1Newton
2Saif Khan
3Ronaldo
4M Jinnah
5Lara
6Katrina
7Jamz Bond
8Sadam
9Zardari

HaHa Ha

 

[Silent_lyf]

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwabon ke siwa kuch
na pass hota hai, Tumhari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab
koi aas-paas hota hai..


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