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Faqeer & Child...!

Faqeer: Pani milega ?

Bacha: Lassi hojaye ?

Faqeer: Bohot acha... Lassi k 3 piyale pee k bola ghar mai koi lassi ni peeta ?

Bacha: Peetey to hen per aj lassi mai chupkali gir gai thi...

Faqeer ne piyala zameen pe de mara...

Bacha: Ammi...! faqeer ne piyala tordia...

Ammi: Uffo ! Munna ab poti kisme karega ???

Faqeer: Behosh...! :)) {}{456 {(laugh)} =))

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@Asheer[DOUBLEPOST=1364438104][/DOUBLEPOST]
hoorain said:
oooopsh :pus k bad dimagh kia karta hay? relax??
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patani phir dimagh hota b hai ya ni :))[DOUBLEPOST=1364438140][/DOUBLEPOST]
Abidi said:
Nice @Farhan-Shamsi ,
aapke iss bat se mujhe "baba jee run mureed sahib" ka qol yad aa gaya ha,farmatay hain:
"Ghusay ka aana mard ke nishani ha,
jab k,
Ghusay ko pee jana shadi shuda mard ke nishani ha"
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hmm... :)[DOUBLEPOST=1364438178][/DOUBLEPOST]
marzish said:
well said i m getting mad[DOUBLEPOST=1364364997][/DOUBLEPOST]well said i m getting mad
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hahaha :))
Q Q ? :D[DOUBLEPOST=1364438236][/DOUBLEPOST]
Rubi said:
yeh joke aisa toh ni tha /:)
exams py tha yeh ... :s
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hume jesa milega hum wesa he agay forward krenge je... :p[DOUBLEPOST=1364438301][/DOUBLEPOST]Hahaha :))
Zabardast :-bd
@Ally
 
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Farhan-Shamsi said:
Faqeer & Child...!

Faqeer: Pani milega ?

Bacha: Lassi hojaye ?

Faqeer: Bohot acha... Lassi k 3 piyale pee k bola ghar mai koi lassi ni peeta ?

Bacha: Peetey to hen per aj lassi mai chupkali gir gai thi...

Faqeer ne piyala zameen pe de mara...

Bacha: Ammi...! faqeer ne piyala tordia...

Ammi: Uffo ! Munna ab poti kisme karega ???

Faqeer: Behosh...! :)) {}{456 {(laugh)} =))
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeee /:)

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Farhan-Shamsi said:
Faqeer & Child...!

Faqeer: Pani milega ?

Bacha: Lassi hojaye ?

Faqeer: Bohot acha... Lassi k 3 piyale pee k bola ghar mai koi lassi ni peeta ?

Bacha: Peetey to hen per aj lassi mai chupkali gir gai thi...

Faqeer ne piyala zameen pe de mara...

Bacha: Ammi...! faqeer ne piyala tordia...

Ammi: Uffo ! Munna ab poti kisme karega ???

Faqeer: Behosh...! :)) {}{456 {(laugh)} =))

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@Asheer[DOUBLEPOST=1364438104][/DOUBLEPOST]
patani phir dimagh hota b hai ya ni :))[DOUBLEPOST=1364438140][/DOUBLEPOST]
hmm... :)[DOUBLEPOST=1364438178][/DOUBLEPOST]
hahaha :))
Q Q ? :D[DOUBLEPOST=1364438236][/DOUBLEPOST]
hume jesa milega hum wesa he agay forward krenge je... :p[DOUBLEPOST=1364438301][/DOUBLEPOST]Hahaha :))
Zabardast :-bd
@Ally
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Mard k 6 Nukati Sapney... :D

6 Digits Salary

5 Days Job

4 Wheel Car

3 Bed Rooms Banglows

2 Piyare Bachay

1 Goongi Bivi :)) {}{456

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